Do I need stitches?

HI THERE, IT’S HOLIDAY SEASON WHICH MEANS MORE COOKING THE KITCHEN! I’M DR. CAROLE KEIM AND UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR THAT I END UP DOING THE MOST STITCHES ON FINGERTIPS. SO IF YOU PLAN ON COOKING FOR FAMILY LISTEN UP, ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!
IF YOU CUT YOURSELF CHOPPING VEGETABLES, I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU THREE EASY WAYS TO KNOW THAT THE CUT WILL PROBABLY NEED STITCHES.
ONE, IF YOU CAN SEE THE FATTY TISSUE UNDER THE SKIN. TWO, IF IT BLEEDS FOR MORE THAN 15 MINUTES.
AND THREE, IF YOU CAN PINCH THE EDGES OF THE CUT TOGETHER AND CLOSE IT, BUT IT POPS OPEN WHEN YOU LET GO.
IF YOU LIVE WITHIN A HALF HOUR DRIVE OF BOULDER AND YOU CUT YOURSELF, I CAN STITCH YOU UP IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME. NO DRIVING WHILE YOU’RE BLEEDING, NO EMERGENCY ROOM WAIT LINES, NO TRYING TO GET YOUR KIDS IN THE CAR AND HAVING THEM TRY TO WAIT WITH YOU. JUST CALL ME AND I WILL COME TO YOU, AND STITCH YOU UP IN YOUR KITCHEN WHILE YOU SIT BACK AND ENJOY A GLASS OF WINE WITH THE OTHER HAND. HERE IS MY NUMBER BELOW, SAVE IT IN YOUR PHONE JUST IN CASE!