2010 Ford Transit Connect CNG 0-60 mph

Probably the slowest vehicle i've ever driven.

[charlesrodriguez]

The turn signals sound like a freightliner m2 box truck turn indicator.

[lethargicstove]

That was like 16 seconds, thats dangerously slow

[mysockC]

I think I've seen semis and tour busses manage to accelerate faster. But on a plus note, it can probably just fill up with a can of butane from the local cigar shop.