Ghost Has Some Terrible Dad Jokes in Modern Warfare II #modernwarfare #callofduty #shorts

Someone please make LT stop. I cannot handle his jokes. #callofduty #callofdutymodernwarfare #shorts
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[DEFCNZER]

"...do you know how to drive this thing?"

You can hear him holding back the laughter

[JSaw]

Love how you can hear Ghost almost chuckle at his own joke 💀

[StockyDT]

I like how this is fitting since when people are deployed they tend to find ways to randomly cope with their boredom or stress.

[danielalicea]

"What has two legs and bleeds?
...
Half a dog"
-Simon Riley

[kakarotwolf]

I love the dialogue, because at first glance it seems goofy but when you take into consideration the environment soap is in and the fact that he's by himself, Ghost is trying to keep him calm. This is how you write.

[vachulak]

"What has two legs and bleeds?"
"Tell me."
"Half a dog."

[Death_Trooper]

Ghost has bad dad jokes he would make a good dad lol.

[zyhrillortilano]

"We can do this all night"
"Thats what im afraid of"
Bros tired of his dad jokes💀

[lindaseamster]

“What did Price tell me when I’m holding onto you?”
“What?”
“Don’t drop the soap”

[HeyaHoyah]

Not surprising, Ghost is known for torture/interrogation techniques

[lloydlopez]

"I can do this all night"
" That's what I'm afraid of"

[mitfreude]

Soap: I found a shotgun.
Ghost: Open hearts and minds with it Johnny.

[drovid]

Two soldiers in a tank, one turns to the other and says “BLUBLUBLUB”

[TCG]

"What has two legs and bleeds?"
"Don't tell me..."
"Half a dog"
"I told you not to tell me"
Is my all-time fav

[vanfad]

"Open your mask Sir!"
"Negative"
"Are you ugly?"
"Quite the opposite"

[lonestoner]

"It scares the shit out of their dogs..." Lmfao that one was actually funny

[scoundral]

Out of all the available pictures of Ghost, you pick the one where he looks like he hasn't slept in 4 years and saw death himself and just wasn't impressed. And I love it.

[obi-wankenobi]

MW2019: One joke between Alex and Farah

MWII: Saturday night stand-up starring Soap and Ghost!

[Lone_wolf]

"Little army humour"

" Very little"
😂😂😂😂😂

[ralts]

I forgot how this goes exactly but:

“Your name is ghost?”
“Actually he prefers…”
“That’ll do!”