Brian Johnson VS Bryan Johnson

Who you got? #carnivorediet #vegandiet

@theliverking vs @BryanJohnson

[BryanJohnson]

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight but the fight in the dog

[BioLogicalNerd]

The vampire would win longevity anyday of the week.

[peytonfechter]

I'd say I'm on Mr. Johnson's side

[jedipdx]

Im on Bryan's side. Dude will definitely live to 300.

[terilynnturrentine-eisert]

I like meat. But i also like transparancy and honesty so i vote for the vegan.

[muscleandmath]

The vegan one might seem crazy, and you have to be a little crazy to live lime him. But he also seems much more likeable, and will probably live longer.

[thenotoriousgigachad]

“For every action, there’s an exact and opposite reaction!”- Issac Newton

[LiveLifeLori]

Based on what we all know about cholesterol, heart disease and inflammation - I'd bet Bryan the vegan lives longer. That's a no brainer.

[TheParaSIET]

Liver King confessed he did steroids so we know who wins.

[bensondeen]

Once upon a time, in a world that resembled our own, two super villains vied for power and influence. Their rivalry was legendary, and their names were known far and wide: Bryan Johnson, the age-defying technologist, and Brian Johnson, the Liver King, a man on a mission to make the world primal once again.
Bryan Johnson, the creator of Braintree Venmo, had an obsession with anti-aging and reversing his age. He believed that through the power of technology, he could make himself immortal. He had a strict regimen of taking over 95 pills a day and following a vegan diet, hoping to unlock the secrets of everlasting youth.
On the other hand, Brian Johnson, better known as the Liver King, was the mastermind behind Ancestral Supplements. He aimed to return humanity to its primal roots and sought to expose the world to the power of Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs). Although he lied about his own use of PEDs, his larger-than-life presence and immense influence over his followers made him a force to be reckoned with.
Their rivalry grew fiercer with each passing day. Bryan Johnson saw the Liver King's mission to revert humanity to its primal state as a threat to his own goal of achieving eternal youth. Conversely, the Liver King viewed Bryan's pursuit of reverse aging and veganism as an attack on the very essence of what it meant to be human.
The two villains waged war against each other, causing chaos and destruction in their wake. Their power struggle reached a boiling point, and it seemed as if there would be no end to the chaos that had enveloped the world. But amidst the chaos, a hero emerged - a man by the name of Andrew Huberman.
Andrew Huberman, a renowned neuroscientist and expert on human physiology, had a secret weapon in his arsenal that he believed could bring an end to the Johnsons' war. He approached both Bryan and the Liver King with a proposal, a solution that could potentially save the world from their destructive feud.
He spoke of an ancient practice that involved staring at the sun for 30 minutes a day, claiming that it could bring balance to their lives and help them understand the interconnectedness of all living beings. Intrigued, both Bryan and the Liver King decided to give this practice a try, suspending their hostilities to see if there was any truth to Huberman's claims.
Days turned into weeks, and as the two adversaries continued their sun-gazing routine, they began to notice subtle changes within themselves. Their rivalry seemed to fade into the background, replaced by a newfound sense of harmony and understanding. Bryan Johnson found his obsession with reverse aging and technology diminishing, while the Liver King began to question the extremity of his primal mission.
Realizing the transformative power of Andrew Huberman's wisdom, Bryan and the Liver King finally put an end to their feud. They understood that true growth and progress could only be achieved by embracing the balance between technology and our primal nature.
Together, Bryan Johnson and the Liver King worked to create a world where technology and ancestral wisdom could coexist in harmony, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity. And as for Andrew Huberman, his teachings on sun-gazing spread far and wide, helping countless people find balance in their lives and become the heroes of their own stories.

[mysecondfiftyyears]

I will be rooting for both 🎉 and look forward to a decade of shared results.

[rossl]

Only one Brian Johnson, and that's the AC-DC one

[Elijah-Bravo]

It’s brain Johnson (the liver king) vs Brian Johnson (the vampire)

[_sacredseven_]

Clear answer here. Even though vegan bro takes 150 supplements a day. Excessive af but he does his research.

The vegan would win in longevity,
The carnivore would win in strength

[caprise-music]

As far as I’m concerned there is only one Brian Johnson.





Singer of the legendary band AC/DC

[adelegroce]

Eating raw meat can never be a good thing, he must smell like death. Muscle doesn't equate to strength.😂

[Wealth.is.Health]

Brian is unfortunately probably not gonna live long with all the GH and gear hes been using

[sk.n.]

Science is not on the side of the liver king.

[Marcko]

On a fist fight probably liver king, on a long run (life) Bryan