Aabria Turning Matt’s Lore Into a Cheesy Tourist Trap

Aabria enjoyed screwing with Matt way too much and I love it.

Please tag spoilers in your comments!

[BriannaZumbro]

I also make dice! etsy.com/shop/StarlightDice

[feitocomfruta]

“You turned my sigil into a butthole, I turned your entire universe into a tourist trap.”

[romxxii]

Matt: *shakes head embarrassingly with each reveal*
Also Matt: *adds everything to his latest campaign*

[jessy]

I loved Aabria’s comment about this where she says, “time heals and sometimes it just heals stupid.”

[eraddication]

i love that the Taste of Tal'dorei is a big enough chain restaurant to have one in Marquet now XD

[OniNoFro]

I love that Sam isn't even there and he is STILL tormenting Matt
May Scanlan's legend never die!

[gavinwindsor]

I love how over two seasons of EXU Aabria went from "I was terrified playing Gilmore for you" to Chromadon cave and taste of Tal'dorei

[Sangtrone]

To be fair, Matt often brings up creating a Critical Role theme park, this should be right up his alley.

[alittleantidote]

"Life needs wine to live"

Aabria definitely knew that'd be the cherry on top of it all 😆

[thisisridiculous]

But Matt loved it so much it showed up in the main campaign (also meaning it's probably a chain restaurant 😂)

[Muricata]

5 minutes of Matt being bullied in the most lovingly and affectionated way possible. Like, she knows so much of the lore and decided to make a pun out of everything I love her so much and her dming

[patrickcollins]

I'm at the pizza hutch!
I'm at the breakfast bar!
I'm at the combination pizza hutch and breakfast bar!

[pantherenoire]

"Life needs Wine to live"

Somehow, somwhere, Taliesin starts sweatting bullets.

[BubbleBelly]

The Chromadon cave is a fucking amazing play on words by Aabria.

[loosecaboose]

The Chromadon Cave is the equivalent of having a spa dedicated to dictators and terrorists lmao

[Vegas]

God I can just picture Vex overhearing that the Whitestone wine company needed some slogan ideas and (without saying anything to Percy) *immediately* walking over and suggesting 'Life Needs Wine to Live'

[gabriel__opazo]

Matt is simultaneously suffering like no man ever did and enjoying this so much

[VivaLaDnDLogs]

Matt: "My lore....what have you done to my beautiful lore?"
Aabriya: (happily drinks from a cup of Matt's tears) 😘

[cyranojohnson]

"Can I walk you through our ChromaCrisis of options?" Both the line and the delivery are deathless. Fabulously played by Aabria.

[Prk_Sinigang]

No lie though, as a DM myself, I long for the day that one of my own players decides to take on a game in one of my settings and makes a funny gag location out of my lore just like this.