Exclusive Clip From Disney's Woke 'Snow White' Reboot

In Disney's upcoming reboot of 1937's Snow White, will the Prince kiss the sleeping princess? Or will he obtain her consent first? Find out in this exclusive clip from the new movie!

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[TheBabylonBee]

What's your favorite part of the new remake? Mine is when Snow yeets the prince into a stream of stampeding wildebeest while shouting, "It's girl bossin' time!"

[TroyPacelli]

I love the fact that the Snow White costume in this parody is actually better than the one worn by the actual Disney actress.

[whatsawhizzerwebnovels]

She's too busy dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be to wake up for true love.

[petergyt]

In this case, 'Snow' 'White' never waking up meant a happy ending for everyone else.

[Anti_Immigration]

I am European, and I studied anthropology. In anthropology, we take fairy tales very seriously because they are remnants of old myths and religions from specific cultures. Anyway, Snow White is a unique character that has existed with different names and backgrounds, possibly since ancient Greece. The most well-known version is the Grimm Brothers' German version, but as mentioned earlier, we find variations of the tale in Italy, France, and other regions.

The original Grimm's version of Snow White was written during the 1800s, in the Victorian era. This was a time of particular austerity, where society considered sexuality to be the pinnacle of evil. Both women and men were expected to maintain chastity to appear more "noble" in the eyes of society. An interesting detail is that Snow White was 13 to 15 years old in the story, essentially a child. Like any child, she was vulnerable to a world of violence, symbolized by the hunter, the forest, and the evil queen. These elements were metaphorically used by our European ancestors to caution young girls to stay away from troubles. The adversaries in Snow White metaphorically represented a way for families to teach their daughters to avoid wars, politics, and violent individuals, much like the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood represented a pervert or sexual deviant.

The dwarves symbolized the common people, the workers—individuals like farmers and laborers who formed the backbone of villages and European society during that era. The fairy tale's message is simple: "Dear daughter, I understand you may not like this village of fishermen (or miners, or farmers) with their ignorance and lack of education. However, these people provide you with protection and sustenance daily; repay them with hospitality."

The blue prince merely symbolizes love; his character lacks substantial dialogue and importance compared to Snow White and the dwarves. Throughout the tale, there is no subjugation of women or hidden message advocating female subservience to men. It's worth noting that Snow White, the "innocent" character, makes the difficult decision to escape her home and live in a dark forest with strangers. Yet, her kindness, politeness, and manners endear her to the beasts and the rough dwarves, who come to love her deeply.

Regarding the issue of skin color, races, and similar matters, let me share my general perspective, not just about Snow White. This fairy tale was conceived at a time when Europe was inhabited predominantly by Europeans, primarily white people. This contrasts with today's diverse ethnicities and backgrounds. Given its historical context, I believe it's appropriate for the characters to reflect the time and place of their origin.

I don't view this stance as racist. It's akin to making a movie about Anansi the spider, an African folk figure, with a white character, or depicting African princesses in the 1400s wearing traditional clothing but interpreted by white people. Such portrayals would indeed seem ridiculous and insensitive. Therefore, my question is: If Disney and others who advocate for social justice wish to elevate American minorities, why not create movies based on the fairy tales from their own countries? Why must European culture constantly be altered in the name of integration? I am open to welcoming individuals from all corners of the world into European culture, but altering my heritage and history under the guise of political correctness or American issues makes me feel threatened, humiliated, and apprehensive about the fate of my culture. Misrepresenting the past can lead to dire consequences, as demonstrated by the lies propagated by the Nazis regarding a supposed Aryan master race. Frankly, I've reached my limit with these instances originating from America that seem to disparage European culture.

[alaia-awakened]

Masterpiece! Better acted, written and designed than anything Disney, or SNL turns out these days. More please!!!

[sethd.]

Props to the guy doing the voice for the prince. He legitimately sounded like every prince from every 80s and 90s fantasy movie.

[AnnaMarina]

I would throw any amount of money for a full length parody movie by the BB. Why is your set design and costumes better than the actual movie?! 😅

[jackmansparrow]

If Snow White woke up and started berating the Prince in Spanish, I would've died laughing 😂😂😂

[aahyes]

0:44 "Its magic spell can only be broken by true love's kiss."

(begins searching the bedroom for a mirror to press against her lips)

[alittleimagination]

"She can only be woken up by true loves kiss."

Me, expecting: "if only there was someone out there who loved you."

[snakejazz]

Thing is I'd actually watch this version unironically. Production value alone is on point.

[Mouse_Metal]

I love the fact the costumes in this parody video look better than in the actual movie.

[rustyshadeofred]

Oh my gosh give your costume director a raise! Everyone looked amazing!

[avizmaldesigns]

Babylon Bee Snow White is now the official Snow White, what a beauty, the actress, the costume, the hair, so perfect. I don't want anything related to Snow White that doesn't have this level of quality

[rons]

I'm just impressed that Snow White didn't move when the Prince was screaming in her ear. Even if you know it's going to happen it's not easy to not be startled.

[Himni]

Only a few minutes long and better than an entire Disney movie.

[rgerber]

thats wonderful- the princess kept her independence and strongly stated her position. A true inspiration for modern audiences

[THX..]

After Snow White wasn't awakened by True Love's kiss the Wicked Queen successfully petitioned the court to have her feeding tube removed arguing White would not want to be maintained in a persistent vegetative state with no hope of recovery 😢

[fandomgoddess]

@2:59 The Prince referencing Dr. Doofenshmirtz at the end alone killed and revived me LMFAO