Poundland Girls' Toys 2 (Fairytale Castle, Bridesmaid) | Ashens

This video covers every toy that little girls might enjoy: Dangerously sharp Fairytale Castles inhabited by hollow, faceless spectres; Monstrously mutant bridesmaids which invoke armageddon; Fairies pretending to be mermaids; Microwave ovens big enough to cook a human head whilst spinning it at terrifying speed; Squishy hippos masquerading as ponies; And tiny warhorses who have taken serious physical damage.

[tripolarmdisorder]

As soon as you mentioned the sharpness of the battlements, I knew exactly where that castle came from.

It's the second - generation of My little pony. My sister had that very castle, the full front and back, and we used to use that very balcony crenilations to peel oranges we snuck from the kitchen...

[Magmafrost]

There's something about hearing Ashens say "Its not a mermaid its a bloody fairy!"

[FlameDragon]

This is the greatest series in the history of the internet

[rebeccah]

This episode is so special to me, it's my introduction to Ashens and it started a love and respect for crap

[princessengineer]

damn that princess is both beauty and the beast! at the same time

[FRISKY_MANDINGO]

How do you not just laugh your ass off when looking at that barbie rip off. I had to pause a couple times during that segment just so I wouldn't piss myself. It's so awfully hilarious.

[LeviathanRX]

Marathoning random Ashens videos all day, what is my life?

answer: awesome

[mel_odyhg]

Always the bridesmaid never the bride poundland, never the bride.

[CajunGoblin]

"Oh my goodness!! To reveal her terrifying withered foot! Put that back on, I feel ill." I haven't laughed that hard in so long, thank you for that.

[killerscarecrow]

When you showed the Barbie rip off face, I laughed so hard, which wasnt very smart as my grumpy cat was sleeping next to me...

[ReinEngel]

Whoever was on quality control that day is probably Funtastic C.E.O. by now.

[creepydude]

The princess from the fairyland castle is the beauty AND the beast all at once. Wonderful!

[thomasjenkins]

just like real royalty, the prince and princess are empty inside.

[AgentTasmania]

My next pony OC shall be Arse Flap.
A pegasus with an extremely abrasive personality developed from hating his parents for giving him such a name

[nessxaver]

Little Princess is the company that made the doll that he burned in the last girls toys special. No wonder why the people that came with it were so terrifying.

[Goldenkitten]

Ah an oldie. Back from the days when he didn't know Funtastic was on everything without even looking. 

[benjaminmiddaugh]

It's always nice to see figures which are mere shells of themselves.

[Ash-lofv]

"Starfish. Plastic. Useless."

[lilmattere]

OMFG THAT FACE IS GOING TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES.
I am legitimately startled and traumatized  

[Laurabeck]

That weird-eyed Barbie created the Grassmasks to take over the earth!