Poundland Food Special - Pizza Snack

Can you feed yourself for only a pound a day? If the results of this video are anything to go by then the answer is a definite no.

I risked my health and stomach lining to bring you this horrifying slection of allegedly edible nastiness. First up are a pair of pizza snacks that manage to combine bread, cheese and tomato sauce into something truly horrifying - they frankly look like someone's already eaten them.

Pizza not your thing? Then how about some sugary treats that look like mutants and taste like rubber? Or a plastic cow that excretes jelly beans? No? There's no pleasing some people... Just be thankful YouTube haven't invented a smell emitting device yet.

[letscringe]

that pizza looks like a pizza from the Sims 2 on low res

[AndreSthegeekydude]

2011: "Ewww, unexpired microwave pizza, man the stuff this Ashens guy puts up with!"
2020: 50 year old ox tongue

[Mistardmuster]

I used to watch these in college while eating lunch i got from a campus vending machine and sitting in the darkest recesses of the oldest concrete-est building there to make myself feel more thankful for my own shitty food. Thanks for the memories dude.

[Setheroph]

11 Years on and I can guarantee that Pizza Snack would look exactly the same today as it does in the thumbnail.

[dja]

I was utterly horrified when he showed that the expiration date was in 2011... until I checked the upload date and saw that this video is actually from 8 years ago.Then again, I suppose it would be more reasonable for the pizza to look like that if it was 8 years old.

[ChoppingtonOtter]

Preparation guidelines: 1 Remove from packaging. 2. Put packaging and entire contents in bin.

[taze-]

This is 9 years old and he hasn’t changed one bit

[gomnhqt]

roughly every 7 months or so without fail i get suggested and rewatch the exact same ashens videos including this, the chicken in a can, trekking burger and a few christmas specials. timeless videos

[dinovictor]

I have essentially watched this video over 30 times. And I am still entertained to this day.

[ZimVader-]

That pizza looks like the one they would give us at lunch at school. Then they wondered why the attendance at the lunchroom dropped significantly when they announced that pizza was that day's menu.

[WH]

"Made in italy" is most likely a reference to the plastic bag.

[HenrikoMagnifico]

The pizza looks like someone took a model of a pizza from a PS1 game and imported it into reality

[Hikarmeme]

"luckily it didn't land anywhere dirty"
like that even matters

[hotelmario]

"The Nauseating Taste of the Anti-Pizza" is a great name for a progressive rock band and/or album.

[lewis]

It is with very heavy heart that I have to announce that the Poundland Pizza does not seem to be available any more.

I'm sure that you will all be shocked and deeply saddened by this terrible news.

I will be here for those of you who wish to open your heart about this terrible loss and remember the good times.

Bless you all.

[YFNGamer]

Thats a frozen Italian MRE from World War 2.

[ch_]

"Great, the cow is constipated after the first jelly bean"

~Stuart Ashen, 2011

[noahbaker]

My favorite thing about ashens is when you stumble on a video, you can't tell whether it's from 10 years ago or yesterday unless you check the date. He's the most consistent content creator I've ever seen.

[yolofak]

That pizza snack whatever the hell seems like something you'd eat in fallout and gain +100 rad

[MrWolfSnack]

3:30 the soft "plunk" of the pizza onto the dish, the dead silence with only a small sniffle, and staring at this dog vomit on a bun....what a beautifully filmed moment.