Poundland Special: Block Skeleton Soldier Nutters | Ashens

Sequelisers podcast:

Poundland special time again! This time we've got toy soldiers, skeleton warriors, knock-off M&M's, stealth watches, man-eating sharks, and women made out of bricks! It's a taste explosion! Whatever that means!

[ArkadyVasiliev]

I used to play with those little soldiers for hours as a kid. Didn't matter what they looked like or how much they cost my imagination did the rest. I probably had about 1500 I had LOADS and I'd put them on parade and everything. My parents would get mad because they'd find them all over the house. 2 man sniper teams hiding in the fruit bowl. Machine gun outposts in the grocery cupboard. Tanks camouflaged in a mountain of shoes. Man they were good days

[boskostoybox]

Come on. Bent over Bumhole skeleton deserves the shelf of interesting items.

[jpr]

*holds up bent over skeleton with poorly placed pelvis hole*

Yes.

[caseygibson]

100 British half melted soldiers vs like 16 giant skeleton warriors. Place your bets.

[virg_lemnade]

“a really weird sword with a heavy bit at the end”

stuart, that’s called a spear

[notlordshaxx]

"You know what sound he makes when he blows the horn?"

doot doot

[TheFailureGamer]

M&M world is nothing compared to Tayto Park in Ireland; our only theme park is based upon a fuckin' crisp packet

[ricksanchezsflask]

"block town girls...they've been living in their block head world."

[nightwheel]

**starts doing the Star Spangled Banner** "Oh wait, that's the wrong theme."

As a American, I found that hilarious. I really wasn't expecting a random confusion like that.

[michielvandenboome]

when I went to london on a school trip all my classmates would buy a bag of those ridiculously expensive m&ms which I just didn't understand. why pay so much for a little bag of chocolates at this indeed huge store. I decided I was hungry so I went to the burger king across the street and bought a huge hamburger for the same price as those tiny bags of m&m's and everyone thought I was crazy for spending my money on a hamburger instead of those m&m's or a london coffee mug

[dylanmilne]

7:15 Those aren't really long feathers, they're his ribs after being blood eagled...

Maybe a tiny bit dark for kids toys but hey

[DaddysToyKingdom]

7:36 That skeleton's ribs are actually his wings, since you can directly see the spine from the front. That's a really creative, scary concept.

[laiskapyykki]

This whole video is gold but 8:16 is the reason why I keep coming back to it. I almost choked on my morning coffee. Thanx ashens!

[Yamezzzz]

Am I the only one that thinks that bucket of 100 soldiers is pretty damn good for £1

[authentic_shanae]

"Skeletons don't have any lungs" that cracked me up, literally had me in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[BoBnfishy]

those skeleton guys all really seem to have a lot of personality. i actually really like them.

[ghostything]

And you know what sound it makes when he blows the horn?


🦆🦆 ITALIAN MUSIC

[thesharmat]

"We are the living tribunal" Ashens- Morrowind, 2002

[AmishParadise]

Those soldiers look like something I would make with Playdoh in Elementary School... or frankly yesterday because my sculpturing hasn't improved much.

[pokeypossum]

At 7:15 I think that is supposed to be the skeleton of someone executed via Blood Eagle... beautiful imagery for children.