Hogwarts Bad Yelp Reviews - Pt 5

[Nether_Child]

“Stop stealing my socks!”
“NEVER!!”
Lmao at this sh!t 😂😂

[themajesticlion]

“I paid for that bloody train and you’re going to fu**ing use it” best line from Dumbledore ever

[hedinsee]

"I paid for that bloody train and you're going to f*cking use it!"

[aruru]

Harry : "Stop stealing my socks!"
Dobby : "NEVER"
Hagrid : "Can i have a turn Dobby ?

[Unknown-jguq]

Love how Malfoy's already part of the gang now, bantering and shit 😂

[silkysilky]

That "NEVER!" was unexpected.

[Watcherobot]

"The House Elves do get a bit quirky at night." -penseive guy, Five Nights at Hogwarts.
Edit: wow! Over a hundred likes! Thanks guys

[Penguinmanereikel]

I think it'd be funny if Dobby said, "Don't worry, Master, Dobby puts them back right after Dobby is finished with them."

[Jebu]

True the train is pretty useless when teleporting is pretty common.

[TotaldramaEzekiel]

Umbridge made me carve words in my hand

[kalleskanal]

I love the detail of Malfoy having a Caviar phone.😂

[AirportPlaneSpotting]

‘I paid for that bloody train!’

-Dumbldore 2024

[bakthihapuarachchi]

And here I was wondering why Dobby took all the socks knitted by Hermione in the books 😂😂😏

[redblaze]

Lol! So Dobby is like an underpants gnome, except he steals socks.

[kingroo]

I think they should just take hogwarts down from yelp.

[HPLOTRGOTfan]

Yeh I’d want people to catch a train I paid for… takes a long time to negotiate these contracts and payments.

[Nightmastercool]

This never gets old especially being “roasted” on yelp. They are either trolls, pranks or well yeah people actually go on Yelp to post mean, honest and sometimes both mean and honest things.

[rodan]

Maybe The Book of Monsters didn't want any Sticky Pages lolol.

[gnbman]

The Hogwarts Express was actually obtained in a heist, canonically. Dumbledore paid too dollar to the thieves who obtained it for him.

[tomcurl]

The house of orgy bit had me nearly spit out my drink