Aziz Ansari and Jimmy Dramatically Read Bad Yelp Reviews

Aziz and Jimmy take turns reading real Yelp reviews and replies with a dramatic flourish.

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Aziz Ansari and Jimmy Dramatically Read Bad Yelp Reviews

[snake]

That last one oh my god. They destroyed him, his future children, grandchildren and ancestors

[LorenzoDoesntExist]

"The door was too spring loaded on our return[...]" wtf?

[TheFreeForever]

The pasta one was hilarious, whilst the Emma one was brutal.

[leme]

No lie people think they are the ultimate judges/gods when they write yelp reviews lol

[RileyDueck]

I don't think Aziz can read anything dramatically. HIs voice just makes me laugh!

[nathansiegel]

I would have said, don't let that spring loaded door hit you on the way out

[hormpir]

U shouldve seen one review on my friend's restraunt. Some dude wrote an entire 7 paragraph essay about how the restruant "poisoned him" because he had bad gas afterwards and that how the local government is corrupt because he took it to a government funded lab to have the food tested and how after 300 dollars and 48 hours they told him it in fact wasn't poisoned, when it "clearly was"

[hospitalgal]

This all seems like stuff Tom would actually say

[Buenomars]

I would love Jimmy to do something similar with Nick Offerman!

[danielli]

I would eat at these restaurants just because of their amazing responses.

[jessiriba]

PLEASE continue to do these with Aziz...the two of you together is amazing!

[luke]

That restaurant roasting harder than Wendy's twitter

[journeyintotrucking]

Please have Aziz Ansari do these ALL THE FREAKING TIME!! He's fantastic!!

[angelab]

"hey, aziz. welcome to the show."

aziz: "hey thanks for having me"

fallon: "HAHAHAHAHAHUEHUE!!!!"

Hello random person scrolling through the comments ! Have A Wonderful Day :)

[MsGrapeNehi]

As a total grammar dweeb, I like that Aziz corrected the split infinitive at 3:25. Good job, Aziz.

[bigtimetorifan]

'You lost control of your bowels in the middle of our restaurant'!!!! Roflmao

[shaynwalker]

Genius to have Aziz reading these. What's he promoting btw?

[mckeifus]

I think maybe I just want this show - "The Jimmy and Aziz Variety Hour"

[sofiamd]

the eggs in the pasta one almost made me pee myself that was so damn