'Fly Me to the Moon' with an original rap verse

My finger slipped and I went viral on Twitter. Oops. I didn't want to put this vertical video up on my channel, but it's being posted by other people, so here you go.

Chords:
Am7 - Dm7 - G7 - C
F - B half diminished 7 - E7 - Am7
Dm7 - G7 - C/E - A7 - C#dim7
Dmin7 - G7 - C9 - E7

Stalk me!
TikTok: goingspaceward

LYRICS:
They say that every day, the universe expands
and we discover certain things that we don't understand.
Dark matter ain't the only mystery at hand.
I'm wond'rin' how I got a girl like you to say that I'm her man.

It's a statistical anomaly, but girl, you've got me.
Gravity is pulling me to your heavenly body.
No astronomical phenomenon could ever stop me.
You've got a smile that every star in the galaxy copied.

The constellations couldn't make as beautiful a pattern.
The conversations—every night, I ring you up like Saturn.
The telescopes tell us folks that you're the coolest view.
A supernova's scootin' over to make room for you

'cause you eclipse every wonder of the cosmos.
It's almost unfair to them, but you're the one I want most.
It's a miracle that Galileo never found you.
If he did, he'd say the universe revolved around you.

[profblack]

I ain’t even got a girl and I feel threatened.

[ethanbrough]

“This going to be pretty cheesy”

Proceeds to spit molten lava from the core of the sun

[annoyedspy]

So this is the guy she told me not to worry about

[bassjio]

dude looks so happy while hes singing, its so wholesome

[hirshtveria]

This man is smoother than socks on a hardwood floor.

[Notimportant]

Jokes on you, you didn't steal my girl.
you stole me.

[JHallDaBoss]

I love this it’s not cheesy at all it’s actually hard af

[DorkiaEgg]

"This is going to be cheesy"
*proceeds to drop the hot butter pan skillet*

[whatsgoodearth]

This is the type of guy who’ll take your girl and actually treat her right.

[gantic]

"Gonna be pretty cheesy"
Continues to claim every girl in a 20mile radius

[devf]

Most people rap to diss, but this man rap to rizz

[zZz-lfgs]

`don't worry, he's just a friend`
the friend:

[collinthecreator]

The most positive vibes over ever heard in my life

[bamdad]

You know the video is good when no one is bitching about about it being filmed vertically.

[diagoleben]

Rapping, playing guitar, singing - this man is a G

[galihunggul]

legend said everyone still looking for a full version

[AidanJ___]

He doesn’t diss people, he gives constructive criticism

[michaelboswell]

“This is gonna be a little cheesy” *proceeds to drop a banger*

[hhhsp]

This is the level of nerdy passion that I search for, day in, day out; I am so happy that you two have each other. Best regards.

[mrfrostyz]

He’s the type of guy to write the lyrics to this song with an ink-feather pen, in perfect cursive