Barstool Pizza Review - Lombardi's (Chelsea)

Dave encounters a group that seem to not know what pizza is, which is a pizza review first. Also, Dave shows his restraint by not hurting a kid's feelings...credit to him.

[EL]

"Almost ate the cigarette there" I died.

[charanico]

Random strangers : "I give it an 8"
Dave: "C'mon! Thats a rookie score!!.... It's an 8.1 Frankie. That's a review"

[greenlizardballs]

"Look at you, lurkin like a little lurker with those turquoise braces. Things are hot on the streets, take a bite. Just don't get the cheese in there."

[myninja]

Lmao those black girls saw a white man in a suit offering food and were skeptical af

[JETBLASTIX]

"This kids a little bit shy"


It was at that moment that Dave Portnoy saw a glimpse of him self in this young man. Never before had he met a child that he knew from first glance would have the potential to become the new pizza God. This story is not over, it has just begun.

[theendangeredpetrolhead]

These kids were acting like they were just handed an AP exam....what the hell is so complicated about taking one damn bite and scoring it lmao

[AndromedanPrince]

He's feeding the whole block lol what a nice guy.

[guaranteedwinner]

Girls said thank you, 10/10. Braces ghosted and Cigarette was ungrateful. 0/10.

[tylerkidder]

Wants to give it an 8, but that’s a rookie score. Uhh 8.1. Hahahha

[DarrylLaCroixRealEstate]

When, "It's a good pizza!" used to be an 8.1 - Now, "It's a good pizza!" is like a 7.3/7.4 - One bite no one knows the rules.

[brandoniwabo]

why does he always have no clue where he is?

[karifoo]

One mouthful, the general public comprehends the guidelines

[fhowland]

I like how confused those girls were by Dave’s extremely simple ground rules.

[soulofdana]

Tells everyone 8 is rookie score then adds 0.1 to his score everyone knows the rules

[amdog]

Those are polite kids, thanking him for the pizza

[Greedydood]

That was indeed the first time they had seen a pizza.

[patrickm]

Damn you wasted no time roasting brace face

Could have been a little nicer to the fella with the braces.
Seemed like a nice guy.

[humanbeing]

LOL!!!! those kids are like.."whats that'? it looks weird... yeah kids, it aint papa johns! LOL

[MainOffenderKZ]

rofl the 8.1 killed me. "these kids aint far off"