Food Theory: I Ate My Whole Christmas Tree... And So Can You!

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If you've ever had a real tree for your Christmas tree, what did you do with it when the holidays were over? I'm guessing most of you answered "throw it away" or something to that nature. Well, you've been doing it all WRONG! Don't waste your tree when you could be EATING it! Yes Theorists, I am saying you can EAT your tree. How? WHY? Well, you will have to watch to find out!

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Credits:
Writers: Matthew Patrick and Luke Barats
Editors: Danial "BanditRants" Keristoufi and Alex "Sedge" Sedgwick
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
Sound Editor: Yosi Berman

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Steph: goes out in immense detail, and describes exactly what she feels

Matpat: it’s a tree

calvinastill

A wise person once said "just because you can, that doesn't mean you should."

ShayTheValiant

Matpat: " I ate my whole Christmas tree..."
me who is sitting right next to mine: (. - .)

thelupso

When i was training in the military we would train in pine forests, and j would literally just take straight up bites out of pinecones.

ALEXGIBSONCMG

*meanwhile at Christmas dinner:*
"So what's for dinner?"
*drags Christmas tree over*

calvinscarvings.

Steve: “yeah I punch trees with my barefist”
Matpat with mouth full of pine needles: “amateur”

bcfb

Matpat: You can eat any part of your tree you'd like!

Me: *_Brutally chokes to death on an ornament_*

initialsredacto

Well, this is good to know. As an infant, I crawled my way under our Christmas tree and when my mother changed my diaper, she found fir needles in it. I had eaten them. Glad to know I wasn't totally off in doing so.

Izzy

“If your pregnant, consult your doctor before joining us on our journey of spruce Consumption”
-MatPat 2020

sebb

Steph: describing exactly how it tastes and the texture
Matt: "Yep, that's tree"

eliosullivan

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should." -Dr. Ian Malcolm

landonvincent

Please do the resin tree theory and the fruitcake theory. I believed resin is also used to help dancers from falling on the slippery wood floors.

havenelliott

Can we talk about how dosage creates the poison? Remember when people were freaking out over the contents of cereal? There is an ingredient that is highly toxic but it is used in tiny doses in cereal to give it the fluffy/puffy texture it has. I have a forensics degree and we talk about dosage determining the poison. You can even see this in the hold your pee for a wii contest a long time ago. Somebody drank so much water she got water poisoning in a radio contest for a wii and it killed her, if i remember correctly. The same can be said about any and all substances we eat. Dosage determines the poison. I feel like this would be a strong topic for food theory.

summerdawn

The Lorax is going to break your knees after hearing this

qwaku

Matpat is the only person I've ever known who's enthusiastically wanted to eat his entire Christmas tree. Well if he wasn't getting enough fiber in his diet, he sure is now since eating the tree is like borderline eating a child's swing set.

jtotheroc