Life in the 1950's

[kg.of.anxiety]

“i’m abandoning my family.” *winks wholesomely*

[lukewilliamrimmington]

"Where's my

-1950's guy.

[Waffles-ihuv]

“Hey neighbor! Just stopping by to make sure you aren’t communists”

[Spumoon]

"If only I weren't so demented on account of what I saw in WWII."

Almost hits the nail on the head. My dad actively avoided and feared his father. The man took a knife to a head from a home invader at 80 and still chased him off.

[GNZOU]

"Daddy, you shouldn't be day drinking."

"OK Boomer."

[lavapug]

"We need to go back to the good old days!"
The good old days:

[Geneva_suggestions]

"Beats up wife because casserole is slightly burnt"

[DrKainPCrow]

"Honey I'm home 😊"
"WHERES MY 👹👹👹"

The “you’re divorcing me? But I bought you (insert expensive gift)!” Thing is still absolutely something that happens lol

[justforfunvideohobby]

Lmaooo accurate. My grandpa was wildin in the fifties dude had an illegitimate child and everything

[diegocaballero]

I quote “aw gee, if only i werent so demented” entirely too much in my day to day life

[rayhill]

Abandoning the family never goes out of style

[manicmuffin]

"You're divorcing me?! ...I didn't know you could do that."

[MarcyTrivette]

1950s husbands: Narcissistic, abusive, controlling, demanding, cheats, has anger issues, drinks too much and abandons his family. Divorce him? Heck no! He bought you an electric oven!

[Gwildor]

The best thing about the past was you didn't have to leave the country to abandon your family. You could literally move 20 miles away and they would never find you.

[envymordecai]

“I only hit my wife once today! I’m such a loving husband!”

[Toesniffer]

This guy has lived every life possible from the beginning of time

[Staticsilence]

You left out the lobotomies being handed out like candy

[lemonlily]

“just wanted to stop by and make sure you’re not communists!” 💀😭

[cosmogang]

I must admit, your silly shorts are one of the simple pleasures in my life