How Random Items in Roguelike Games Work

OH BOY RNG, MY FAVORITE, I'M SURE THIS WON'T COMPLETELY RUIN A PERFECT RUN

[CircleToonsHD]

YES this video was inspired by Hades and Returnal... YES those games are amazing... YES they make me MAD

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Nevermind, trap rooms are still insta-kill"

No truer words have been spoken

[neilm]

Should of saved the can of tomato soup instead of consuming it. You're going to feel real dumb when you find the grilled cheese item later and miss out on the 2 item synergy bonus.

[lorenzo]

* playing enter the gungeon *
* gets 36 different weapons *
* gets heart bag *
"wow my lucky day"
* mimic appears and fucking destroy my life *

[SuperWiiBros]

one way or another, rouglikes will end your run

[luigitan]

You know this wasn't inspired by Binding of Isaac because he didn't have to pull up the game's wiki to figure out what both of those items do.

[Pixelcraftian]

_"Hot diggity.. h-.. door."_

[vapeyeeter]

I can't stop replaying that eel animation

[Blooperfan]

There's a super secret interaction where you can insta-kill the very last super final boss in the hidden area if you can get the tomato soup all the way to him because he's allergic

[acefireskull]

Noita: "Here is a free wand just for you"
Me: "Thanks :D"
*Takes wand*
Noita: O C E A N OF A C I D

[CeHee]

Roguelikes/rouguelites are like gambling. You can (and more often than not do) lose so much shit and get so frustrated, but still you can't freaking stop. There will always be that one chance the stars will align perfectly, but until then it's just pain and misery.

[Peacuch]

1:07 this shit actually made me scream laughing "yo, I don't know, it uh, it's a sword that can destroy the whole universe" xD fucking killed me

[vikrant]

Ah yes, the traps that can kill a man with universe ending powers in a single instant.

[ZoofyZoof]

The Binding of Isaac:

"So I'm just going to give you a bunch of items that don't change your stats in any meaningful ways"

[thecrunchyleaves]

Instakill in roguelikes is a necessary mechanic to ensure maximum profit for keyboard fabricators and retailers

[nasapeepo]

-playing risk or rain 2
-activate shrine to fight 2 bosses for two items
-5 minutes later
-chronobauble

[pingastheidiot]

I have never seen a more accurate video in my life

[yfeboanvakenss]

Meanwhile The Binding of Isaac: Oh, you gave a demon beggar 4 hearts, well here is 10 black hearts and +1 damage with some cards and stuff

[grimbostink]

I really really really want a circletoons game, complete with party management, tree guys, bucket eels, and of course, Jeffery

[SteveSkits]

Why are these videos always so accurate