How To Stay Sane During The Quarantine: An Isolation Status Report

Stephen checks in on his writer Django Gold to find out how he's holding up while living in isolation in New York City. #StephenAtHome #DjangoGold #StayHome

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[humanoid]

“Depending on how you define ‘morning’” 🤣🤣 amen brother

[BlakieTT]

I actually found his "So happy together" rendition rather soothing and nice. \o/

[isabelgason]

More of this please, let your writers have free reign. This really spoke to me. Must’ve taken him a long time to tape, by himself (stupid housemate leaving him). 🙂

[Alex-ishk]

Singing “we’re so happy together” to his nearly dead plant is a new level of depressed.

[SZRLM]

Sounds about right. My roommate went back to his parents once the university closed. Been about 5 weeks now. I'm only hearing a few voices.

[Mra]

I really want more of this - maybe other writers, and follow ups with them?

[moscheto]

Somewhere, in America, Dan is pissed "I've told him: twice a week, half glass!"

[hannahsoapy]

He actually has a pretty nice singing voice

[jimsvideos]

That took a lot of dragging a tripod around, never mind either writing or improvising it, I mean he has time, but it takes effort too.

[samchang]

Please have Django perform a song with his guitar... and plant when this is all over!!!

[pamziaw]

Hey Django. Am 33 year old IT engineer from UK. I’m also sat on my own in my house with 2 cats. I have cheese too, so there’s that. Drop me a message for conversation and zero chance of romantic attachment. Partly because I’m in a different country but mostly because I suck at forming meaningful relationships. That being said, I can offer a distraction and possibly some plant watering advice in uncertain times.

[DancinBananaz]

This is just tv just discovering the content people created on YouTube in the 2000s

[dynrgal]

I found this to be funnier than it should be...it is my day, everyday

[emma-eventing]

"after this i'm going to do my comprehensive calisthenics routine" -- me too, buddy. me too.

[robinbeers]

That was brilliant. I loved it when he was singing to his plant. That is a very talented writer you have there, Stephen. He deserves some more air time.

[guyinapandasuit]

I genuinely laughed so hard i spit out my drink at the "this is the plant ive been watering" bit

[CulinaryGuide]

The Charlie Brownesque music in the background is amazing!!!

[gamesman]

Funny how self-quarantining looks like depression.

[robertcringle]

When I first heard the name Django Gold I thought "that can't be real".

[Valdagast]

_Countin' flowers on the wall_
_That don't bother me at all_
_Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one_
_Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo_
_Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do_