New Job? The First 90 Days Are Critical To Your Success

[juneaddis]

Thank you. I find it very helpful. Starting new job on Monday. Wish me luck.

[alimfuzzy]

Thank you for the advice michelle pfeiffer. I loved you in Lady Hawke.

[rick]

Contrary to the advise in this video, don’t go to work sick.

[poalily]

don't complain, dont call in. dont talk about old jobs

[thecrescentghost]

During the first 90 days at my awesome job now, I came down with a sinus infection with 102 fever. I came in work but I started to hallucinate because of the fever. My boss and co workers told me to go home get rest. I love what I do and my job is awesome.

[racheldesantis]

I’d appreciate it very much if any sick coworkers could please stay home/away from me! How do you know if you’re contagious or not???

[dreamyjade]

I called in sick for two days because I lost my voice and literally couldn't speak and I felt so bad because I knew it wouldn't be good since I've only been working for a month.

[wendypilley]

This is 8 year's old.
Things have changed in the work place. Time for an updste.

1, Dont arrive early, hang back and arrive with all the other staff.
If you arrive early, your co workers will think your suckin up the boss's arse. + the boss will expext it all the time, not just the first 90 days.

2. Just wear the uniform. Dont over dress. Its a job, not a beauty pageant 😂

3. Surf the social media pages as much as you can, hell the boss is doing this in his office so why cant you?? Who goes to work to work??

4. Get use to doing "alcohol shots", your gonna need it when it comes time to actually do any work. Alcohol will help you de- stress and make your boring little office cubical much more tolerable 😊

5. Hang shit on the other staff members pretty quick, this will sort out the "who' s who" of the other employees plus it will make you more likable .

6. The rest of it you will learn as you go, dont be a do gooder dibby dobber. Welcome to your new shitty work place 😊

[valkyrie]

“Calling in sick in your first 90 days are highly… what?” This didn’t age well 🤣

[Beddyford]

Before any of this, have a fallback plan, if it doesnt work out and they 'let you go' after 3 months, take that relaxing break or go to back on the job line to repeat the process of trying to land a permanent job.

[TV-xvle]

Getting a bit frustrated with my new position at work. It's not that the job is bad or I hate it. The training is extremely inconsistent. I have trained with 4 different people so far. Every one of them does things significantly different to the point where all 4 would disagree with eachother on the simplest tasks. Even when it comes to filling out forms they all do it very different in terms of what's needed for documentation. Coworker 1 says x needs to be filled out. Coworker 2 laughs about 1 saying they are wrong. Coworker 3 gives other things that need to be documented. Coworker 4 disagrees but advises of other things that are needed. I feel like I'm being setup for failure. And yet somehow even though all 4 follow completely different documentation none of them have been written up or coached for doing things wrong.

[Canleaf]

3:39 Not calling sick with influenca and coming in is not ok anyways, you could get at risk of risking your and other's health.
EVEN a normal cold can be dangerous.

[RR-ccck]

These things are just too obvious. Don't drink at lunch? Seriously? Well you didn't mention not to go to job on drugs and not to fart loudly in the office.

[helen]

I caught shingles on the second week at a new job. It was the stress of it all I guess. 🤷‍♀️

[swapnilabgul]

Bruh its a 2nd day and i am thinking what the fuck is i am doing with my life🙂

[creator]

call in sick the first day. it's been done. hey, shit happens. we're human.

[Ezinma]

Some of the advice was very American-focused. And, frankly, I would much prefer my team to email if they're unwell. When you're really ill who wants to be phoning - and worrying that they might not sound ill enough? Yes, there will always be those who take advantage, but I'd rather risk that than create a culture of mistrust.

[whereareyou]

Do work from home? How do I move 50lb boxes from my couch?

[neeshirey]

Very helpful - and a little funny. Thank you!

[wucash]

I mean the advice is solid, but the way it is presented makes me think of a soulless corporate job and I just got hired with a good company doing corporate because I think outside the box... this gives me vibes of in the box your killing my mojo fuuu