Worst ways to die in history (part 9)

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[vedant.panchal]

I can't comprehend the absolute comfort that we live in today

[junebug]

Can you imagine how loud and STINKY impaling 20, 000 people at once would be

[DangeR_Zone_]

Parents: Video games make kids violent!

These people:

[thelembeater]

"Ahh yes"
People enjoying the moment not a single phone in sight 😊

[krypton]

I wish I wasn't watching this video while sitting on the toilet. 😢

[Mila_Kit_lol]

The end “ItS bRiTnY bItcH” got me laughing so hard I started choking on air😭

[Toxilyn]

Who ever did the editing on this. You need an award. I need to sleep. But I am laughing so hard that I don't think I'm getting any rest tonight. But worth it! Obsessed haha

[deborahphillips]

Actually, the stakes, though pointy, were not sharpened. This made them more likely to push organs aside, making for fewer tears and less internal bleeding, thereby assuring death would be slow and agonizing.

[danilavallette]

This is informative 😂. Terrible terrible absolutely terrible but that last Britney sound effect took me out 😂. I love the absolute history channel!!

[ismzaxxon]

some serious mental health issues going on in the past.

[UfuomakofiUfuomakofi]

People: This generation is trash the ancient times without tech we're better
The ancient times without tech:

[AlexKS]

Well I wasn’t expecting the “Serbia Strong” song on this video.

[terranceippolito]

that last Slide of Vlad in Pink tights is Crazy and i cant unsee it when i think of Vlad the Impaler

[moor]

Using serbia strong is crazy, someone on your team is a legend

[zohairahmad]

"videogames are making people violent" mf before videogames:

[turtleducks-]

this series is really interesting, fun things to tell my friends

[dominiquecharriere]

The stack was round so it would push inside without killing too quick. A sharp point would kill in less than 20 seconds.

[COELACANTHofficial]

They called me Vlad the Impaler in high school 😏...

[cherrycharitha-zh]

glad to be born in an era with a TV...

[scorpleeon]

I really needed to have my mood lightened before bed. Who knew a vid about impalement rife with hilarious sfx and animations would do the trick. Thank you for the hilarity.