Dumb Ways To Die

[shrekwazowski]

Guy: Messes with cactus.


Cactus: *So you have chosen death*

[christopher]

"Adolf Frederick, died of eating too much"

Mukbangers: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

[samtubehdhd]

me in the morning: goes to school and forgot to put deodorant. the other guy: 💀

[Hugo-smkl]

"Duuumb ways to die~"
"So many dumb ways to die~"
"Duuumb ways to di-i-ie"
"So many dumb ways to die."

[Vschozo]

Man legitimately gets killed with AXE body spray…. FINALLY THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

[Shribbuvuv_]

*dumb ways to die theme song casually invading my brain*

[-mockingjay-]

As a foodie, I can’t even imagine eating half of that meal💀

[bored]

Him here are some of the-

Me:
*dUmb wAys tO dIe! So mAny dUmb wAys tO dIe*

[ReaIitySociety]

Him: Here are some dumest way to die
My mind:
"Dumb ways to die~ "
"So many dumb ways to die~ "
"Dumb ways to die-ie-ie "
"So many dumb ways to die "

[Wndi_]

*me being from Sweden*

Also me: "i didn't even know we once had a king called Adolf Frederick"

[donm]

Should review all deaths in the classic series 1000 WAYS TO DIE (sadly they never did all 1000)
"Death is everywhere...most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Everyday we fight a new war against germs, toxins, injury, illness, and catastrophe. There's a lot of ways to end up dead, the fact that we survive it all is a miracle; because everyday we live...we face 1000 Ways to Die."

[hazyladyy]

**Inserts dumb ways to die theme song**





Only legends know this song without searching.

[Gmtvdr]

I never wouldve expected to hear "adolf king of Sweden" in my entire life

[HazelRBLX]

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie”
Ah, the great memories from like 6 years ago…

[_whisper_]

*Everyone talking about the deaths*
Me: thinking about the game “dumbs ways to die”

[skutsez]

"Dumbest ways to die"
"A random guy selled his kidneys on the internet"

[Pingvin-wxsm]

Imagine being one of his "bodyguards" or whatever and hearing he's died beacuse he ate to mutch 💀

[abbymiller]

I guess in memorial of the teenager, every guy at my school uses 24 cans of axe body spray a day❤️❤️

[CJYeo]

I was getting ready to sit down and watch this video and it finished

[oliverfarley]

I’m from Arizona and that death to a cactus is something almost everyone knows which makes it a even more embarrassing death because everyone knows about it

Fun fact: cutting down saguaro cactuses is illegal under the Arizona native plant law