r/Engrish | put my WHAT!??

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[TheLexikitty]

This video could serve as my VO audition for anything .

[realgod]

Lexi has such an insane range of voices... sometimes i even doubt if it's Lexi i am hearing and not someone else.

[erikarussell]

Fun fact: pomegranate actually translates to grenade, so the soap ids accurate.

[zackleorooleoroo]

“I’m sorry I don’t speak carbon monoxide poisoning” - Emkay 4/11/23 or 11/4/23 depending if you are an American or not or whatever way you can also spell it.
Edit lol this is my last comment I made before I fell off a darn tree last Wednesday (I all good though if you are reading this piece of non important un useful information of text that is being here to confuse your brain of this edit that I have made)

[aylaandersen]

4:02 I'm sorry but "Hammed burger :(" was so freaking funny for some reason

[A.C_B.]

5:42 that was like an entire voice-reel. Like, you could send that to an audition wtf

[megangrey]

One time I went to a Chinese restaurant and saw "Grandmother Beef". It was really good, but I'm still not sure to this day whether or not grandma was in there.

[ilovecamelcase]

This has nothing to do with the topic of the video, but I'm excited and I want to share!
I have a sensory processing disorder that makes it very difficult for me to be in loud, crowded places. I recently started at a new school and made some friends. Said friends invited me to go roller blading this weekend, and even gave me a heads up that it would be loud. They offered to step outside with me if I needed a break. I'm gonna cry, this is the nicest thing I've ever experienced!

[TheSecretLover]

I was always a fan of the old phase: When life gives you lemons, make pavement.

[dominiquesalcedo]

0:32 I think she was trying to say 'Ladies have you ever married a man who thought he made a lot of money but didn't? And you ended up breaking up/divorcing? Explain why, ladies.' That's just what i think she meant.

[violetmarinaayis]

4:53 The bean curd with odor actually is better translated as stinky tofu, which smells like an extremely sulfurous fart. So the sound effect is actually quite appropriate

[caticus]

3:45 “Are you years or older?”
Thanks to my knowledge of coding/scripting, I know exactly why this question was made. (Reason below)

It was probably supposed to ask ‘Are you [variable] years or older?’ but the variable was deleted for some reason or never even existed. This could be caused by faulty code or loopholes that the user had used to get out of imputing an age.

[gordzilla]

Lexi reading r/Engrish???? My day’s off to a great start!!!!

[earthboundisawsome]

Who could forget head on? All of their commercials just relentlessly repeated "Head om, apply directly to the forehead." It was the meme of the decade back then.

[mr.bobcyndaquil]

9:33 That's a pomegranate, so calling it grenade makes some sense.

[jimyvanloock]

"I know you're using facebook so I know you're not okay" is so funny to me because it suggests most mainstream social media has gone down the deep end.
Twitter certainly has.

[theantitroll]

I now understand why English is considered the hardest language to learn.

[mikaeloverfjord]

4:18
As a swede, I can tell you that the box is telling you the location of the nearest Chinese sweatshop, and to send help.

[youtubechicken]

day without lexi: ._.
day with lexi: :3

[YTCat]

11:46 this reminds me of a TAWOG fanfiction I wrote when I was like 12 or 13 and English isn’t my first language so I made LOTS of grammatical errors in that fic. One of those was something along the lines of “Fight me or Darwin will be die” when Tobias wanted to fight Gumball.
That fanfic was quite the cursed one cuz it focused on Gumball x Darwin which I shipped when I was around that age. I no longer ship these two and the fanfic is deleted. The memory of that fic haunts me when I sleep…