Why are you using deodorant…

[buttonsjunior]

“Attention shoppers, he’s back, setting canola oil on fire in isle 5.”

[ICantDrive]

“no shirt, no shoes, no service.”
“ it’s okay, I’m not buying anything.”
“get out.”

[DiegoTeliz]

“People often ask me if I use deodorant in these pits.” Have you ever wondered WHY people often ask you that question? 🤢

[Zestyboi]

My guy is living life free, walking around a grocery store with no shirt, no shoes and 5 year a no shower streak 💀

[alphafemale]

“People often ask me if I use deodorant”. I imagine most people don’t get asked that. Let alone asked often. 😟

[talaverajr]

That explains the lack of people in the aisle.

[DRFoodReviews]

“People often ask me if I own a shirt.” I love this guy.

[nicholassenior]

Ah yes love the smell of vinegar especially in formal situations.

[waedjradi]

He is biologically correct but I still wear deodorant. Just pick one without all of those carcinogenic chemicals. It's not that serious.

[vanPoll]

I instantly knew, the comment section was going to be a delight...

[davide]

"I use nothing!" *Lifts arms*

*All oxygen breathing life forms in all of the adjacent aisles die from armpit aroma asphyxia*

[KMartin-jfkw]

"Get used to smelling real humans as that's what we've done for millions of years".

Hence the reason why deodorant was created.

[someguynamedgod]

“Jim the shirtless guy is yelling at a camera again”

[catz]

Ppl often ask me if I breathe air. Absolutely NOT. With all the pollutants from cars, airplanes, and pesticides, I just do the only thing that makes sense, and that’s to hold my breath for my entire life.

[emofurriess]

Guys they're natural deodorants that you can buy instead

[michaelhouse]

People who don't use deodorant/don't shower and think they smell fine miss the fact that they are used to their own smell. But the rest of us aren't and we can definitely smell you. The fact that humans weren't using soaps and deodorants back in the day isn't a real argument because back in the day you also didn't have a grocery store to pick up your food or a camera to film videos, you'd spent half of your day looking for food in the wild. Bonus tip: if people are asking you whether you are using deodorant it is because they are trying to tell you that you should.

[cowboycookout]

When do we get "Is pooping BS?".

[JB-lpxr]

If the quality of your diet massively influences how you smell, then that explains the latest explosion in all-body deodorants in America.

[adamcontant]

“A properly smelling human” is the nicest way to put “I smell like shreks outhouse”

[jaredschmidt]

*“People often ask me if I use deodorant in these pits.”* You can’t set yourself up like that Paul.