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[dr.bright]

Single Saurei the new form of Solid Snake

[drdino]

There are So many people out there that would be absolutely Perfect for each other, but will never meet because neither of them would ever leave their house.

[strf]

She's trying to make the mother of all omelets, with no eggs.

[lemoncurry]

The fact she’s building a model kit seals how genuine this is

[artifact]

You wouldn’t believe the absolute shock went I went to college, and a met a woman who has actually watched Drachinifel’s history of the 2 Baltic fleet, and whom made the comment “do you see torpedo boats”.
This was incredible

[cobaltprime]

We’d be a perfect couple. She’d stay in her house. I’d stay in mine. We never go out. Heck, we wouldn’t even talk to each other.

[GreatGagsGaming]

_"What is 'Metal Gear Solid'?"_
_"... And I Took That Personally."_ - Saruei

[DevasiaMentalityGaming]

"I collect transformers."
"Oh, you mean from those Micheal Bay moves?"

DATE OVER.

[TheLiftyLat]

This while “I’m my own master now” is playing in the background is so funny to me.

[stormhawkdude]

The day Saruei gets into 40k, as one dude put it "The End Goal of Nerddom, " she's simultaneously never going out again and never getting left alone again

[Fulgrim]

Dear god in heaven she’s so on point here.

[rethner]

The momment you realize you found a soulmate with identical life style and views on society and you won't even talk to that person lmao

[RedHoodRubyRose]

There is always someone for anyone, I don't think Saruei will stay single, or she will ever be single, she already married to her chat. But then again, I'm in the same boat with her for geeks out about MGS games and people look at me like I'm a crazy person.

[MrJinglejanglejingle]

...She understands us. They're too... Normal...

[Khornecussion]

The issue with her also? She's way too damn smart. Anybody she's with the moment she spends time with them, she'd be annoyed after a month.


I totally understand the " I won't find anybody " - I found my girlfriend of three years on Warcraft. I was not looking for anybody at the time, I was trying to make new friends, I met her, didn't even know she was actually a woman, bombarded her with WH40K lore when she asked about things I like and now she also really like the Adeptus Mechanicus and has the same mentality of " If I could afford it, I would replace my weak flesh. " lol

There's someone that matches the goblin energy to everybody. They won't always be a perfect fit, there'll be times you bicker and argue as humans tend to do, but at the end of the day? There's nothing nicer than having a significant other that you can go to with your weird obsession and go " LOOK! " and they will look at it with rapt interest while you explain why that thing is cool to you.

[ShatteredPedestal]

I wouldn’t even consider being friends with someone who openly admits to playing FIFA.

[icereaper]

Legit probably the most relatable thing I've heard from a Vtuber.

[rusty]

dude as a metalhead that dug down really deep in the metal rabbit hole, trust me i feel like an outsider. i had found some people that could understand me but i changed countries, so now, im at ground 0 again

[bored]

I feel this so much. Normies don't even know previous pop culture material or interests at all

[XX-brbn]

Nop, im 200% autistic, even if i wished i could never be a normie. Met someone at work the other day, brought his gameboy and glue to fix it AT WORK, i straight up thought finaly found another crazy one like me were gonna be besties