Hitman 3 be like

highly recommend it

[frenchfriedbagel]

The worst part is when you get to the spot when the guard where you want them to be, but you don’t know how long they’ve been there so you have to wait for them to make the full walk cycle.

[SMBDelse]

Playing Hitman divides between 2 play styles, which everyone experienced:
1 is when you have literally made a macros for your save/reload button for a quick access and have all missions on SA
2 is when you snap and make a blood bath, wiping the whole lvl the second you got discovered in a forbidden zone

[smnstuffs]

HUNTED!

HOLD (X) FOR FAKE SURRENDER.

[iwhemmedup]

sometimes there are just weird situations where you're not really doing anything wrong but you pick up a wet floor sign and someone shouts at you and then +5 cops start shooting over the span of like 20 seconds

[____Nairod____]

Guard: "Hey you!"

Me: sigh *pulls out silverballer pistol* "Oh boy, here I go killing again."

[grosty]

I think I just found a piece of art more beautiful than Starry Night.

[michaele]

The cut-off scream tho, it broke me
10/10, exactly how Hitman usually goes for me

[frozenwolfenix]

You cant be here Who you think you are

[zachary]

I’m working my way through HM2 (I know, I’m late to the party) and man. Once you figure it out and do something all stealthily and the only ones dead are the targets and their bodies are hidden somewhere weird, it’s soooo satisfying.

So satisfying it almost makes up for the 10 hours of reenacting Dunkey’ “Now this guy’s involved, now this guy’s involved, now this guy’s involved…” bit.

[ConantheWretched]

Me everytime I get to an alerted territory or showdown in freelancer mode.

[KorporalNoobs]

Fire gun at surveillance system:
"Must have been the wind."
Fire gun at surveillance system (it is literally the same angle)
"We are under attack, I know his face, suit and exact position and will now use telepathy to inform everyone in a 20 m radius!"

[The_Huddle.]

I literally had to calculate every guards walk cycle and behavior so I could get a banana in that map

[JustaFrog]

It's so annoying when you're tynna get sa/so and then you hear "HEY YOU!". When it happens I shoot em in the face and restart

[greenghost]

How I play. *head shots both guards blows safe open with semtex bomb, takes goods, legs it.*

[GabrielKnightz]

These are fantastic.
Just putting it on your radar, there's a radio play called "Cabin Pressure" by John Finnemore that i think you'll have a lot of fun animating.

[tankhead]

My favorite part is if you get spotted by a guard in a restricted area, they'll tell you to follow them and escort you out

But if you get spotted by a camera while being escorted they'll just open fire for no reason

[stewartmcminn]

Worst part in hitman is everyone seems to have ridiculous armour on it takes 5 shots to down someone

[hunterofthedog]

This literally what do when get caught just keep my self laughing

[Liu]

If i get caught i just start blasting and then i die

[ZomeDash]

It's even worse on freelancer when you then have to force quit the game and redo everything 😭😭😭😭