Can You Beat Hitman 3 Like You're ACTUALLY Getting Away with 𝑀𝒰𝑅𝒟𝐸𝑅?

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[bobbyferg]

Getting abducted by aliens to avoid being prosecuted for murder is truly an expert strategy

[Pseudo_Notfound]

"What is your plan 47?"
"distract someone who lives underground to bring him to the surface so they can't see the corpses I throw away then leave with the help of my alien friends."

[AnonymousMaykr]

1:41 ah yes, the pinnacle of stealth: bumping into a bodyguard to stall him

[whospeaks]

"Yeah this really weird bald guy entered the building, did a bunch of climbing, then 40 minutes later the 2 richest guys at the party vanished, you think hes an assassin or kidnapper or?"

"Nah probably just like a barber or something."

[doodlebug]

to commit the perfect crime you must distract the *underground corpse viewing man* and get abducted by aliens.

[mightaswell]

I love how one of your final obstacles in berlin was the cryptid man who lived under the floors

[macaroon_nuggets]

Maybe the aliens put that guy under the map?

[peequill]

"i'm gonna beat hitman 3 like i'm actually getting away with murder!" _physically stops a target's personal guard from following him, and then the target mysteriously disappears right after_

[Renard-Muldrake]

Playing by the rules so well that you get abducted by aliens instead of tapping out? Respect

[exantiuse]

This isn't a criticism of the video, just an observation: Most of these murders are actually all that foolproof IRL. The bodies would be found almost immediately because people would notice the victim had gone missing and start a search which would find the body very quickly because it's never very far from the place where they were killed. Then they would deduca that the victim had been poisoned/killed in some other way and a proper murder investigation would take place

Even if the police wasn't brought in a lot of these bodies would be found anyways. Elevator shafts and skyscraper windows are regularly maintained and cleaned, shallow water less than 50 meters fron the victim's house isn't exactly a place where nobody would ever visit etc

I'm not criticising the video, these places were probably the best option from the ones the game gives you. I'm just theorycrafting why they wouldn't work IRL for fun

[Pre-Kachu]

This guy is always doing something crazy. Either realism or with Elmo.

[huggyb]

This man is carrying the hitman scene rn 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Quandiggity]

14:36 Seeing that briefcase curve the wall killed me lmao

[Acrylescent]

Ah yes, the tried and true "oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me" guard distraction method. Classic.

[mng]

14:38 that briefcase throw defies he laws of physics like captain america's shield does 🤣

[DK.]

in all my years of playing Hitman 3 I had no idea about the secret exit at the gas station in Berlin 🕊

[neokonline_]

I can already picture the CSI episode where they drag a victim out of the water, find the strange puncture wound and determine that the victim emptied their stomach prior to their death.

[salted_and_sweet]

“Games are meant to escape reality!”
*”NO ONE COULD EVER SAY I WAS EVEN THERE BECAUSE THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE.”*

[Hex...]

1:46 love the idea that continuously rubbing up against a body guard to separate him from the man he’s supposed to be guarding who then mysteriously disappears is the behaviour of someone trying to actually get away with murder

[SylvesterLazarus]

14:44 I remember knocking all targets out when I played it and then killing them to see what would happen, and Jiao just literally talks to 47 at that point, saying "Expertly done, 47." knowing he's listening.