rhett prepping for the apocalypse for 9 minutes straight

save me a spot in the bunker please rhett.

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**timestamps to episodes are in the pinned comment**

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[youresoloud]

god i'm sorry i'm late putting up the timestamps - the one time i actually have them ready in advance and I forget to post them. jesus christ.
Ultimate MRE Taste Test 0:00
Meal Replacement Taste Test 0:14
Cooking A Turkey In A Trash Can 0:14
Essential Items For The Apocalypse 0:41
Eating Boiled Beetles 0:59
The Sriracha Taste Test Challenge 1:23
Will It Sushi Taste Test 2:02
Essential Items For The Apocalypse 2:49
Gettin’ Queasy 3:31
Rhett and Link Eat Insects 4:24
Freezing Our Bodies For 3 Minutes 4:30
Essential Items For The Apocalypse 4:40
We Model the Makini 5:45
Chase Cries Like A Baby 6:08
Essential Items For The Apocalypse 6:20
Radical Glow In The Dark Hacks 6:48
Freeze Dried Food Taste Test 7:06
Canned Meat Taste Test 7:53
Essential Items For The Apocalypse 8:11
Pizza Pixie Stick Taste Test 8:28

[MrRelic]

"Your arm is gonna get cut off by a crazy person with a machete."
2 minutes later
"This is called the Bushmaster."

[cmdrmarshmallow]

Poor rhett is stuck between not giving Link knives because their too dangerous and giving Link knives so he can protect himself in the Apocalypse

[ahobbit]

I love how Rhett thinks there’s a way to “win” the apocalypse

[cr-lcfg]

CONSPIRACY:
Rhett is from the future and he went back in time to make sure his family and link's survive the apocalypse

[GothicCitrus]

love how Rhett's fantasies always involve enslaving Link somehow

[greenishbean]

“In what world do you think we’re going to be eating toilet paper.”
Certainly not this one

[drakan]

"who told you that, was it THEM"
"you told me"

Rhett is one of THEM confirmed

[irate_desperado]

Rhett is not a person I want to be with when there’s a small blackout for an hour

[laurenbachman]

5:27 Rhett is so entranced by his apocalypse preparations that he forgot the "don't let Link have weapons" rule

[melissarose]

Doomsday prepper? That was my nickname in highschool.

[alexsofiee]

For Rhett It's not "if the apocolypse happens" but "when it happens" 😂

[jacquelyns]

I like how Rhett goes from “I’m not taking care of you. Don’t come to my house” to “we will be the leaders of the apocalypse! You will be my sidekick.” 😂😂

[mr.mayhem]

I'm surprised "Bushmaster" wasn't one of Rhett's names back in high school

[iaaaaaaan]

Rhett: we have to stick together!

Rhett years later: I don’t want you comin over to MAH HOUSE!!!

[samanthaallen]

Who is watching this during the COVID outbreak? Rhett is having the last laugh in his toilet paper fort in his bunker at home.

[CFijWPG]

7:25
"That was my nickname in high school" + "I'm prepping for the apocalypse" = "That's gonna be my name in the apocalypse"

[eileenzamby]

The best part of this whole thing though is honestly Link casually concentrating /picking at whatever's on the table in front of him with a little absent smile on his face as Rhett rambles on lol
It's such perfect proof every time of how often he patiently indulges Rhett in his side passion for the end of times

[paytonbergman]

Rhett over here is high-key prepared for the coronavirus taking over the whOle world 😂

[HomestarGHRB]

Rhett and Link have "What the heck are we doing?" moments for __ minutes strait