rhetts nicknames in high school for 5 minutes straight

you've gotta admire his perseverance...

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[youresoloud]

swear to god if I’ve missed a nickname i think i’ll just delete my channel

0:00 Velcro Song and History
0:31 My Hot Yoga Experience
0:53 Link's Boneheaded Car Accident
1:26 The Dream Walker
1:45 13 Unbelievable Phobias (GAME)
1:56 Will It Popsicle Taste Test
2:07 5 Amazing Female Superheroes ft. Lilly Singh
2:25 Green Pizza Taste Test
3:17 BBQ Snack Taste Test
3:30 Olympic Slang Or Coachella Band (GAME)
4:11 Leaving Things In Pool Water For 2 Months
4:32 Strange Podcasts You Won't Believe Exist Ft. Zach Braff

[JakeGoesOnline]

“That” was his nickname in high school.
He’s been trying to tell us the entire time.

[red_ruby]

All kids in his highschool be like "oh look here comes ol' Rhett Velvet Hook Cement Shoulders Catharsis Dreamwalker Machro Chilli Puller Beard Ken Turtle Meat Hairy Baester Jackmaster Residual Whiteness Mclaughlin!"

[kingkorn]

Rhett's nickname in highschool: literally anything

[limmeh]

"5 minutes straight" that was my nickname in high-school.

[PChamileon]

Link: Breathes

Rhett: “That Was My Nickname In High School”

[eileenzamby]

The sheer betrayal on Rhett's face at the end there was soul crushing lmao

[cupfulofeathers]

*Zach Braff:* That was my nickname in high school.
*Link:* [laughs uproariously]
*Rhett:* they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand

[annethetrashcan-]

would ya look at old cement shoulders over there

[alien-probeunit]

Rhett: *tries to make Link laugh for 12 years*
Link: *only laughed at someone else's version of the joke*
Rhett: "Am I a joke to you?"

[NickRoman]

Oh, that ending was harsh. But I think Link laughed because he expected only from Rhett and so someone else taking Rhett's joke was unexpected in a funny way.

[savannah]

I would love to see all the moments when Link mocks Rhett and is creepy accurate mimicking him. Idk if there are enough of those, but I only noticed it because of these videos.

[IamhereforSmosh]

All these year he's been tryin' and all he got were two fake laughs, a smile and a "It's not funny but we're laughin'"? Link you're coldhearted, man!

[christiandunne]

The way Link said "Hairy Baster" literally added 10 years onto my life.

[user.]

Rhett being offended at the end literally gives me *LIFE*

[Kay-ljkl]

I CAAAAN'T LMAO I didn't realize Rhett kept this joke up for 12 years XD

[allenjones]

*link endangering the crew for __ minutes straight.*

[abelsm]

Rhett "The Velvet Hook" "Cement Shoulders" "Catharsis" "The DreamWalker" "Macro" "Chilli Puller" "Bearded Ken" "Turtle Meat" "Hairy Baister" "Jackmaster" "Residual Whiteness" McLaughlin

[phoenixsplash]

Link can be well summarised with
">warns about bad smell
>Immediately smells"

[yoliaguirre]

at least jason thought it was funny....