Miscellaneous Myths: Loki's Wager

Loki, Loki, Loki. When will you learn that your actions have consequences?
Alternate title: HAIRCUT PRANK GONE WRONG (I ALMOST DIED! NOT CLICKBAIT)
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[loganstafford]

"The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math"
-Loki probably

[Tomeroche]

Loki: *looks in a mirror*
Loki: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career.

[jeffreymedvick]

Loki's all "Oh no! CONSEQUENCES! my only weakness!"

[leahratto]

Honestly Loki’s literally just a cat that pushes things off of counter tops and gets the spray bottle by their owner.

[StevetheWizard]

Loki in modern media: "Muahahaha! Now that I've imprisoned all my enemies, I'm free to do as I please! The world will bow to me!"
Loki in the majority of Norse tales: "Whose day am I going to ruin today?" ... "Ah, so the answer was 'My own.' Weird how often that happens."

[sid]

I can't get over how Loki is the father of a giant snake, a giant wolf, and a mother to an eight legged horse.

[TheHollowTiger]

"LOKI!"
"Why is it that anytime anything bad happens everyone always suspects me first?"
"Did you do it?"
"Well yes, but that's besides the point."

[cardinalhamneggs]

Disclaimer: Although the video shows Sif with short hair after Loki’s prank, it actually resulted in her being entirely bald because Loki removed it from the roots. Worse yet, it couldn’t grow back for that same reason.

[human-shapedpuddleofmush]

What people think loki is: The absolute worst evil to ever plague the earth
What loki actually is: Chaotic neutral with boredom issues

[catoticneutral]

Loki: Hey guys could i get an uhhh wig?


Dwarves: POCKET. BOAT.

[InkyDustMan]

Alternative title: That time Loki annoyed the dwarves so much they sewed his mouth shut.

[Red-mgro]

Loki: ...…..I'm bored.
Odin, on the other side of the nine realms: Why do I feel the sudden urge to punch my brother?

[wrath]

Odin: Thor have you seen Loki?
Thor: Nope.
Odin: Ah shit.

[SektionEiht]

“In short, hot dwarves could very well be canon and you can’t stop me”

...Plausible. I’ll take it.

[Leiliel]

"Well, Loki's bored."


Asgard:

[Hey-Its-Dingo]

Loki is pretty much the embodiment of that meme: "Well well well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions!"

[ChBrahm]

Loki: " I never said anything about my neck!"
Everyone else: [Cuts Loki´s head from the jaw line]

[royalteaanimations]

Norse Mythology seems to be a sequence of “God dammit Loki, what’d you do now?”

[AsperGoat]

Greek Myhtology:
So one day, as usual, Zeus was horny and decided to stalk some innocent being that had a womb

Norse Mythology:
So one day, as usual, Loki was bored and decided to go bother some innocent bystander for his amusement

[carthienesdevilsadvocatenr]

In the version of the Myth that I'm familiar with, Mjolnir was ruled the greatest artefact purely on the basis of it's short handle (the sum total effect of Loki's meddling) making it easily concealable.

So had Loki just let the Dwarves work, it would have been a tie. Instead, he cheated himself into a loss. Looney Tunes indeed,