Mini Calzones - Parks and Recreation | Comedy Bites

The Calzones betrayed me'

Ben (Adam Scott) is heartbroken after his beloved calzones give him Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) and Chris (Rob Lowe) severe food poisoning.

Season 5, Episode 12 'After a series of unsuccessful relationships, Ann makes a decision; Ben asks Tom, Chris and Ron to help him select a caterer for the wedding; April has to complete one of Leslie's tasks.



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[kefka]

"He might've just disappeared off the earth" is one of my favourite lines.

[kyleway]

I love the concern in Chris' voice when he says "We must reach out to him" as though he fears Tom has actually just died

[goatlib]

Love the details in the plates: Tom hasn't touched a thing on his. Ron just has the veggies left. Chris just has the meat left.

[kubahavlicek]

That Calzones must have poison venomous enough to kill a herd of elephants if they poisoned Ron Swanson.

[ItsDanbo]

The calzones betrayed me. I’m literally crying this is the best and saddest lines from ben

[saamjaza]

1:15 will forever hold a place in my heart.

No matter how different these men's food pyramids were, they both had the same thought.

"It's literally a calzone."

[ReleaseMyKrakken]

"You've accidentally given me the food.... that MY FOOD eats...."


Great line. I love his character so much!!!

[donniedouglas]

“Drizzle it on for me. I’m not your This dude is so entitled it trips me out 😂

I just finally realized that everyone calling the pastry just a mini-calzone is like the first time Ben saw Little Sebastian and couldn't understand everyone's fascination of a small horse.

[ResaFMkII]

"I have voided more than Tom's body weight in the past 12 hours alone"

[robcranston]

The disappointment in Bens voice when he says “they betrayed me?” Kills me. His soul is hurt by his favorite thing in the world and I love it 😂😂😂

[woahcrash]

Ron's waddle to the phone cracks me up every time

[hakobonalasnup]

3:04 hitler in 1943 when italy declared war on germany

[DiiGiiTAL]

Anyone who's ever had food poisoning knows that you don't go to work when you've got food poisoning. You literally feel like you're dying.

[somerandomguy]

“I was dying earlier, then I died” hahaha

[Mathiasisneat]

Ok but Tom's descriptions of the food made perfect sense.

[jules]

“its was LIT-erally just a small calzone”

[chillychang]

People who only see parks and Rec as an office rip off clearly never watched it and enjoyed its classic comedy

[immortalcbox]

Had food poisoning once. I had liquids coming out of every hole at the same time. Was the worst thing I’ve experienced.

[standup]

1:12 I love when two people that don't normally agree on anything acknowledge something so dumb it brings them together.