The Guy Who Invented Calzones

#calzones
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[EpicWinNoob]

I legitimately forgot calzones existed

[A_Good_Person]

“Try foldin that pizza in half”
Instead of calzones we would have reverse calzones, you’d grab the steaming hot sauce and the toppings on bread

[VehicularHommie]

Don’t let me get a Calzone
Don’t let me get a Calzone
Don’t let me get a Calzone

[Power-kf]

THIS MAN IS A GENIUS WHERE IS HIS REWARD!?!

[dannywhite]

If the pizza is too large for the box, if you fold it in half it still will not fit, as the diameter has not changed

[up]

A calzone is basically an overpriced empanada.

[findus]

Fun fact: If you fold a pizza in half, the diameter remains the same

[dominikisaweeb]

Kebap calzone is the best Pizza known to man

[urusledge]

Saw the punchline from a mile out. Still laughed.

[sebastianbartolic]

Well mathematically, if you would have a circle (the pizza) with a larger diameter than the square box, that means even if you were to fold it and shorten the width of it by half, the height of the pizza would still equal the diameter and would still be too large to fit the box. Sorry i had to

[Lolbama]

If it doesn't have feta, it's a stromboli.

[aurumvale]

Am I the only one that thinks Cal Zone is a kryptonian name?

[SynoPTL]

Making calzones is super easy barely an inconvenience

[Pincapybara]

Ben from parks and rec is the calzone man though

[hzg]

Wait till they hear about Turkish pizza, its a rolled up pizza

[austinhunt]

You look like if chad was Italian (no offense to anyone named Chad or any Italians)

[Krokmaniak]

I'm sorry for being that guy but folding pizza in half doesn't make it smaller than a box. Instead of circle with whip bigger than a box now you have half circle with whip bigger than a box and still doesn't fit.

[babahippogaming]

It’s funny how calzones mean underwear in Spanish

[-Erebus]

Part 2 with his second cousin stromboli?