The Ultimate Loophole #recipe #crime

Directed by Hunter Allen

[Jmashandsprouts]

Well this explains why I still remember every tiny mistake I've ever made. I've been making ordinary baked goods my entire life. I'll have to switch to the guilt free versions immediately.

[Samevi]

Be careful! The Swedish Meatballs are NOT guilt free. I ate some after an IKEA crime spree and felt guilty for every crime I committed, like walking the opposite way the arrows on the floor tell you to.

[summrplumag]

"cooking vegan pankies / robbing local bankies / my conscience is so blanky" are the lyrics of all time straight fire man

[cs_calzone]

Jazz Emu broke into my house and stole my grandfather's heirloom watch last Friday, but he came toting a guilt free tiramisu. What a lovely guy!

[ForciblySquished]

Thank you Jazz Emu for the insightful advice! I was planning a violent drug-fueled crime spree earlier, but was hesitant due to the several atrocities potentially weighing on my conscience. The consequences of my actions won’t stand a chance against guilt-free recipes!

[ghostderazgriz]

"This court finds you guilty on all accounts"

"Objection your honor"

"What? On what grounds?"

"On the roasted grounds of these guilt-free coffee chocolate chip cookies"

[TheScienceBoy]

Another certified banger for some guilt free listening.

[adelaidejones]

I'm calling them pankies from now on

[blunderbass]

You gotta put this on Spotify, this is another certified slapper from the Jazziest Emu around

[chowmeiin]

Mr. Emu sold me a Mercedes last week but it said “Toyota” everywhere, so I went to confront him but when he opened the door, in tow was a tray of guilt free scones. He offered me one, what a swell guy!

[captainzuper]

Jesus has been really quiet since EMu dropped this bulletproof method to get excused from all sins

[jiffyb]

I don't know how I'm so continually surprised by how high quality the cinematography and editing is in every high quality musical showcase but you keep finding a way!

[zhongwenren]

I thought you were a monster, but then I had some guilt-free brownies and I get it now

[mehemynxm]

I hope we get a full version lol, the instrumental is so nice.

[snorlaxjen]

Nothing assuages guilt faster than homemade baked goods 🍪

[BeauDowinton]

Oh Emu,
I will now be applying this method to all of my immoral deeds and can now go to bed guilt-free after what I did in 2005.
Many thanks. ❤

[thescooshinator]

You've done it again Professor Emu, "take revenge on the guy who killed your dog to forming a crime syndicate with them" is my favourite form of the enemies to lovers trope.

[morestereo]

scrolling through shorts, i never expect to have more than a chuckle, but holy shit..! i think i’ve never laughed this hard over a video, this is brilliant 👏🏼👏🏼

[charleston]

Pure, exquisite, decadent, squishy, talented, but oddly guilt-free talent this here Emu has

[squirrelorama]

FINALLY!!! A way to indulge in my FAVORITE guilty pleasure - the music of Jazz Emu. Thanks, Jazz Emu! 👌