A Contractor vs. The Sword in the Stone ('NOISE BOYS' DELETED SCENE)

One of the bits we had to cut for time. #shorts #gamechanger

[arleccino]

He just MURDERED it in the first line, then spent the rest of the bit doing a victory lap.

[LeGrandColbert]

His unmistakable "Contractor's Tone" and all the little inflections and intonations he uses. It'd be hard to express how brilliant it is. I could do it, but I'd need to get my guys.

[rexy]

As a general contractor myself, I can say with great confidence, that this is one of the most accurate impressions of literally every guy I've ever worked with I think I've ever seen. Bravo.

[Tsuraga]

"a Dragon's Hoard? On a wizards salary? yeah maybe I'll just find the True King of England instead thanks man" - Merlin probably

[phantompyro]

He so confidently set the quote as being "a dragon's horde", that now I'm convinced that's how they priced things in Arthurian times

[jadelee]

"Oh yeah...yeah that's in there"
is literally something I've heard before from a general contractor.

[joshevans]

I was so blown away by the comedy gold in the episode, I didn't even consider how much gold was deleted. Game changer is the king of improvised comedy.

[YNG_NALO]

"From prior tenant" is what got me. I'm so surprised it didnt land as much with everybody else😂

[rollinnollin]

Brennan got a real softball with a “fantasy trope combined with a familiar, modern experience” scenario. That’s his bread and butter.

[LittleDemonInside]

I love how "a dragon's hoard" is now a unit of measurement.

[corvidae]

"that's in there" and I could already feel the bill going up 😭

[darknexxenby]

"oh yeah, thats in there" got me way better than it shouldve

[johnjohnson]

As a retired contractor, I can tell you a dragon's hoard will just cover the environmental report and permit fees.

[moresoysauce]

"that's if I can get my guys" just seals this as one of the best game changer responses

[NinJestre]

"That's IF I can get my guys..."
Someone's dealt with contractors before

[sergeantassassin]

"Oh yeah, that's in there..."
The second a contractor says that, you know your bank account is fucked. Question is how much.

[EdoKwin]

Ending it with "Dragon's hoard" as a price quote is just.. *chef's kiss*

[templar]

Every general contractor has guys whom he can never guarantee getting.

[jackdog]

“It’s been there for as long as I can remember?”
“From a prior tenant? Okay.”
That’s comedy gold, right there

[lewislewis]

"Prior tenant" oh yeah I'm getting flashbacks for literally any work quote