A Problem Player In D&D

Brennan may have had some experience with this kind of player before... #shorts #gamechanger

[Wolf]

They might as well have called this prompt "Brennan, would you like to vent?"

[Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

I can feel Brennan going back into his mind palace and angrily finding the file labeled “That One Fucking Guy”

[ChromaJune]

"The longer i avoid therapy, the more powerful i become..."

[nunya_bizniz]

"My custom character is half dragon, half demon, half devil, half giant, half half-elf."

[pbfloyd]

_"Now that we're done with whatever that was..."_

*Immediately filled with rage from past experiences*

[HessenUK]

“I burn down the orphanage”
“It’s what my character would do”
“I have a tragic backstory but I’m super powerful”

[ZoeSmith-scxr]

Brennan is the perfect person to do this.

[megharoni]

The problem player is the one who cancels last minute and doesn't show up to the game when we're about to FIGHT VAMPIRES and he's the one with the SUN BLADE. PHIL.

[coopertheodore]

I think Brennan is incapable of play a character without giving them a shred of humanity or complexity. That “I’m so alone” at the end tied it all together

[nobodyspecial]

"And my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way."

[tatehutchinson]

You can see in his eyes the absolute pain of past campaigns that he has had. A true warrior tested in the realm of battle

[melwasnevergivenaname]

You forgot the part where they're glued to their phone during everyone else's turn so they open with the "okay what's happening?" And then immediately do nothing to further the happening. Why did you even ask Ari?! WE ALREADY KNOW YOURE GONNA SPLIT THE PARTY AND HOG THE LOOT!

[gentleseal]

Thank you Brennan for giving me traumatic flashbacks to one of my session where I had a player almost exactly like this

[wyrmofvt]

"What are their loots? No, not the instrument. I mean loot plural!"

"That IS their loots... Lutes. That's the cost for porting over your sword of soul reaping. It changes all the loots they would drop... to lutes."

[tuckertardif]

“Gloomstalker ranger, assassin rogue” ah yes, the degenerate one-shot build. This dude knows his stuff.

[isaiahwalz]

This had heavy “plays dnd like it’s a video game” vibes from the start. Especially when Brennan said “I ported it over from my last game.” 😂

[mallow]

the grown up variant of the “actually i have a force field🤓” kid

[juliarunn]

There’s always that one edgelord trying to overcompensate for something

[ThatGreyGentleman]

The only thing he’s missing is “It’s what my character would do”

[yodawgzgaming]

I am 100% sure that Brennan could answer this question, off the top of his head, for long enough to count as senatorial filibuster