things you can say about your furniture but not your partner

recorded from Instagram

[SchantzyJam]

"If you squeeze in real tight, you cab fit about 6 people in there"

[justanawkwardddlcfan]

"Got this one at the auction"

[TheSonyGuy]

I remember the couch being lighter the last time I moved it

[shengwangws]

“There are lot of scratch marks on the back” 😂

[Steve_P_B]

"Those pillows could do with fluffing up!"

[billyyank]

Did she really just do that at the end, 🤣🤣😭

[DraconimLt]

''It doesn't look as good as it used to, time to trade it in for a new model I guess''.

[williamheath]

"Had to throw it away due to the bugs making a home inside."

[quentingray]

"I need two people to lift this"
"Kind of rough around the edges"
"This feels uncomfortable to me"
"I like the leather on it"
"My friend sleeps on it all the time"
"Flip the cushion over no one will see the stain"

[AlexJefferiesPiano]

“Oh it hasn’t been used in such a long time, no doubt it’s so dusty”
“Don’t sit on it like that, you’ll break it”
“It’s an antique, it’s old but it still does the job”
“I know that it needs an overhaul, you see how there’s some fungus growing down there”
“It’s gonna cost a lot to move this thing into the bedroom”

[kyleelbie]

I couldn't get all the stains out

[jacksonhaslam]

"I got this one from an old friend of mine"

[ugaladh]

I've been sleeping on top since I was age 5. (bunk beds)

[nickpapadatos]

Not as hard as it used to be .perfect answer more please

[cesarsalgadosalgado]

Bruh I really really wish this comedy show would return aint nobody wanna watch Rupal or country music

[radioactiveassassin]

Wow, that thing's really heavy, isn't it?

[Andrewtroost]

When was this last cleaned this is just covered in hair