My Mom's Frozen Pizza Review - One Bite Pizza

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[bloatedsodium]

One pizza that only a mother could love, everybody knows the rules.

[bradylambo]

Dave had them off camera at gunpoint. Everyone knows the rules

[Funnydego]

The first time in history anyone has picked that spot to start on a slice, everybody knows the rules.

[undercoverdudes]

One unbiased bite from Dave's mom, everyone knows the rules.

[SmoakinThrills]

As much as I love One Bite, the pizza is straight trash. Tombstone literally tastes better. One Bite Pizza tastes frozen and cheap and devoid of natural flavor. It legitimately sucks.

[TheThriftShopSampler]

No sound effects and the crust still carried the crunch. Happy Hollidays to Mrs Portnoy. Mr Portnoy is a very luck lad.

[kenhunt]

Here before it's taken down to be re-edited with fake crunch sounds.

[eggzaki]

One photo, everybody knows Michael doesn't know how to use it.

[cgsweat]

They say Dave has a face only a mother could love. That tells you everything you need to know about the review, everyone knows the rules.

[sirjudge]

Dave put his Mom on commission! Respect

[the.beardedgolfer]

Such a power play going straight for the crust

[iankay]

She bit the middle of the slice from the side like a savage…

[stopsheeping]

Crust is solid. Everything else (topping quantity, flavor, etc) is regular. Dave's mom, your biased score of 9.8 is ruled void and this judge gives it a 6.5.

[dominicgermano]

No sound effects needed...that crunch almost shattered the windows...no bias of course

[aeaglesfan]

I tried the one bite pizza……moms lie………it was horrible…….."never buy another one and suggest you all do the same

[michaelterry]

My mom was babysitting my kids at my house. She found my freezer collection of one bites and made one for the kids and her. She legit called me and said hey where did these pizza's come from? She loves em! She's hooked like me. Hands down the best frozen pizza's for the money. To explain my knowledge one half of my deep freezer is Lou Malanati shipped from Chicago and the other yours from the local Walmart.

[watyou]

So wholesome, that just makes me want to go see my mom lol. #mommasboy

[Checkit]

One Frankie behind the camera. Everyone knows Dave's mom is taken care of

[MatthewBrown-qinr]

Finally! A review without the fake crunch sound. 🤣. I'm sure the pizza is decent for frozen pizza. I Need to find one here in Toronto Canada.

[da]

What kind of savage goes crust first on pizza?