Emergency Frozen Pizza Review - One Bite Pizza

Dave has his own frozen pizza, coming soon to a Walmart near you.




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[Daniel-vrpl]

This has got to be the most rookie score I've ever witnessed

[BoomerMC]

Waiting for the Jack’s CEO to rate this and yell “LOOK AT THIS FLOPPY PIECE OF SHIT”

[jimmydean]

I love the way he held the pizza to hide the initial flop

[King_JappyJoe]

That pizza is a solid 6.3, everybody knows the truth.

[TheSavageRice]

One rookie score, everyone knows the rules

[UDIDNTKNOWRECORDS]

I love Dave and followed his journey from day 1. We purchased 2 of them. Honestly this was the worst frozen pizza I have ever had.

[AWarthogs]

No flop test…everyone knows the rules. Looks more floppy than Jacks.

[ChadZeluff]

“You hear that crisp?” Nah dawg, I did not.

[mplsfalls]

Bought this this morning and cooked it just now. I was trying to figure out what it tasted like and it tastes like those generic Reser's 2 pack pizzas that your parents bought if they couldn’t afford a tombstone. Definitely not a 10 and if Dave Portnoy rated Tombstone 3.1 and Heggies 5.4 this is just a flaccid frozen pizza with fewer toppings and flavor profile similar to Reser's. I’ll give it a 2.5. 👎

[squilliamjohnson]

One thumb under the slice everyone knows he’s hiding the flop

[brandonmunro]

People rating this pizza is going to be SO fucking funny

[Manchupacabra]

Dave's frozen pizza: One bite, everybody throws the rest away.

[AaronFortin]

If dave gives his own pizza a 10, it's probably more like a 5.

[franklyjon]

One bite everyone knows it’s Jack’s pizza in a new box

[mikebrown]

I tried this nasty pizza. A 2 at best, one bite is all you will want. I can't believe he gave it a 10!

[jammygitt]

Everybody knows Dave's "Tell" (body language). Can't hide that! When pizza is really good he gives the head nod after the first bite. When it's bad he gives the shoulder shrug. This got neither. 6.1 at best! Probably 5.3 or worse?

[nohalfmeasures]

Debbie yelling from the bedroom: "Davey, who are you talking to in the kitchen?"

[ctownmytown]

Got my hands on one today and cooked it... One Bite... The rules are everyone should just cook the box and eat it as I'm sure it's better than the actual pizza... Dave was off by a zero... 1 at best

[Philfan]

One bite everyone knows he was hiding the flop

[edwinearl]

All I can say is….This better be good. No, Dave. It can’t be a 10. Everybody knows the rules.