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Presidents OUTRAGEOUS Escape Plan!
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Presidents OUTRAGEOUS Escape Plan!
Trump: I’m bored. This place sucks.
Obama: It’s supposed to suck. It’s jail.
T: But I didn’t even do anything. This is completely unfair.
Biden: What about the bank we robbed a couple hours ago.
T: Obama made me do that. I’m innocent. Totally innocent.
O: Oh, so now you’re going to blame everything on me just like you did when you were president.
T: First of all, I am still the president in the hearts and minds of all true patriots. Second of all, yes, I am going to just blame you.
B: Hey, maybe jail won’t be all bad. There’s bunk beds in here. Bunk beds are fun.
T: How are bunk beds fun?
B: I Just think they’re neat.
T: Well I’m taking the top bunk.
B: Now hold on a minute, Jack. I should have the top bunk since I’m the president of the United States.
T: Joe, you probably can’t even get up to the top bunk. And then if you fell off you would collapse into a cloud of dust.
B: I’ll have you know I once climbed to the top of a quadruple bunk bed.
T: There’s no such thing as a quadruple bunk bed.
B: Yes there is.
T: Prove it, bitch.
O: Guys, please. If I have to listen to arguments that are this unintelligent for the entire time we’re in jail, I’m going to go insane.
B: Well if you can’t do the time then you shouldn’t have done the crime.
T: If I was still in office this never would have happened.
B: You guys are being punk-ass bitches. Jail ain’t no thing. You only do two days in jail. There’s the day you go in and the day you come out.
T: What the hell does that mean?
Trump: I’m bored. This place sucks.
Obama: It’s supposed to suck. It’s jail.
T: But I didn’t even do anything. This is completely unfair.
Biden: What about the bank we robbed a couple hours ago.
T: Obama made me do that. I’m innocent. Totally innocent.
O: Oh, so now you’re going to blame everything on me just like you did when you were president.
T: First of all, I am still the president in the hearts and minds of all true patriots. Second of all, yes, I am going to just blame you.
B: Hey, maybe jail won’t be all bad. There’s bunk beds in here. Bunk beds are fun.
T: How are bunk beds fun?
B: I Just think they’re neat.
T: Well I’m taking the top bunk.
B: Now hold on a minute, Jack. I should have the top bunk since I’m the president of the United States.
T: Joe, you probably can’t even get up to the top bunk. And then if you fell off you would collapse into a cloud of dust.
B: I’ll have you know I once climbed to the top of a quadruple bunk bed.
T: There’s no such thing as a quadruple bunk bed.
B: Yes there is.
T: Prove it, bitch.
O: Guys, please. If I have to listen to arguments that are this unintelligent for the entire time we’re in jail, I’m going to go insane.
B: Well if you can’t do the time then you shouldn’t have done the crime.
T: If I was still in office this never would have happened.
B: You guys are being punk-ass bitches. Jail ain’t no thing. You only do two days in jail. There’s the day you go in and the day you come out.
T: What the hell does that mean?
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