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Presidents OUTRAGEOUS Escape Plan
The presidents are in their cell. They are all working on chiseling a hole in the wall with spoons. They have made almost on progress. The wall looks they haven’t really done anything at all to it.
Biden: This is going to take forever, man.
Trump: You’re right, Joe. This is taking so long that you might not even live to see us finish this tunnel.
B: Well maybe we wouldn’t need to make this tunnel so big if you weren’t so fat.
Obama: Could you two please stop arguing? We need to focus here.
T: No, we can’t stop arguing. We’re mortal enemies. It’s actually kind of amazing that we’ve made it this far.
B: Mortal enemies? I thought we were kind of becoming bros.
T: You thought wrong.
B: But I thought that the real money was the friends we made along the way?
T: I have no idea why you would think that given the present circumstances.
O: Guys, be quiet for a second. I think I hear a guard coming.
T: I don’t know if I can be quiet for a second. That actually sounds pretty hard.
B: Maybe the guard can help us dig this tunnel. It would be nice to have a fourth guy in here.
O: If the guard sees us he’s going to shut down our whole plan, dumb ass.
B: Not if he’s chill.
O: Have you met any chill prison guards so far?
B: Yeah. Matt gave me a couple of cigarettes.
O: You smoke?
B: No. Just a couple little cigarettes a day.
T: Okay there is actually a guard, everyone shut the fuck up.
The presidents are in their cell. They are all working on chiseling a hole in the wall with spoons. They have made almost on progress. The wall looks they haven’t really done anything at all to it.
Biden: This is going to take forever, man.
Trump: You’re right, Joe. This is taking so long that you might not even live to see us finish this tunnel.
B: Well maybe we wouldn’t need to make this tunnel so big if you weren’t so fat.
Obama: Could you two please stop arguing? We need to focus here.
T: No, we can’t stop arguing. We’re mortal enemies. It’s actually kind of amazing that we’ve made it this far.
B: Mortal enemies? I thought we were kind of becoming bros.
T: You thought wrong.
B: But I thought that the real money was the friends we made along the way?
T: I have no idea why you would think that given the present circumstances.
O: Guys, be quiet for a second. I think I hear a guard coming.
T: I don’t know if I can be quiet for a second. That actually sounds pretty hard.
B: Maybe the guard can help us dig this tunnel. It would be nice to have a fourth guy in here.
O: If the guard sees us he’s going to shut down our whole plan, dumb ass.
B: Not if he’s chill.
O: Have you met any chill prison guards so far?
B: Yeah. Matt gave me a couple of cigarettes.
O: You smoke?
B: No. Just a couple little cigarettes a day.
T: Okay there is actually a guard, everyone shut the fuck up.
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