The Worst Things You Could Say In A Job Interview | Mock The Week

What's the worst thing you've ever said in a job interview? 😄
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[SuperEpicNiceGuy]

"I'm going to be honest with you, the only thing my last job required was for me to press a buzzer"

[minibus]

"good thing this isn't the police station, because that's where i was being interviewed this morning"

[BenPanced]

"Really? I've got the job? Thanks, Dad! Oh, and Mum says to remember to pick up some fish on the way home tonight."

[NewMessage]

"Oh.. so.. pants are required here, then. Noted."

[quizmaster]

"I've had a few operations; my last one was at Yewtree..."

[ChumbahNutz]

Fat birds always make me go weak at the knees. That's why I never try to pick them up.

[jeffcarrollshock]

"I'm a highly qualified applicant who has never lied on their resume."

[Master_Petes_Theater]

"I had years of experience working in scheduling and time management in my previous job. My apologies for showing up late to this interview."

[EvieHarriesJackson]

“how strict is your sexual harassment policy?”

[LilFoxyCosplay]

I have an interview in an hour how appropriate 😂😂

Edit:
Thank you everyone! It went really well I find out this weekend

[hipthabone_da_sticky]

Milton: "With all the other *parasites!" **1:17** That *STINKS* if u ask me!!🤭☺

[williamcrowe]

"So I think I'm the perfect person for the job of hotel caretaker... No, I've never once used an axe..."

[simonteesdale]

Why can't I give you any references? They're all in witness protection.

[jbcatz]

“Please thank whoever put that delicious sandwich in the staff fridge, I really enjoyed it. The name on the bag is the same as your’s, gotta be coincidence.”

[thomasdevine]

Hello fellow perfectly normal Earth human.

[rhyscarter]

"What do I see myself doing in five years time? This interview again, after the restraining order expires."

[MrTimelord]

"Why did I leave my last job, well everyone died in a horrible explosion when I was strangely out of town."

[jimmeans]

"Can I perform under pressure? Sure. I can also perform 'We Will Rock You', 'Fat-Bottom Girls', 'Bohemian Rhapsody', all of Queen's greatest hits."

[tomturbuckle]

Anyone know if there will be a season 21?

[BuzzinVideography]

"I just always thought being a doctor would be fun... yes I lied on the resume to get here"