10 Things Restaurants Need to Change

Seriously, Cracker Barrel - do you want people to eat inside or not?!

[alostrich]

Subscribe or your dreams will be haunted by adult happy meal toys

[shanaproctor]

"Giving out french fries like a daycare giving out germs"-- the best line!

[iansallee]

That whole McDonald's rant was absolutely necessary and I 100% fully agree with you

[MsJimmysgirl]

You never fail to make me laugh. Burger King, just stop and the Cracker Barrell compared to a hospital gift shop, was brilliant.

[tacticalmattfoley]

"Playing Tetris with breakable objects" at 2AM is oddly specific and very true.

[cathywalsh]

Thanks for calling out Five Guys. We used to love that place but a few weeks ago we went and when I saw the prices I said “never again”.

[Byorgan]

as someone who lives in the south and works at a chick fil a I can say that chicken minis are probably the most sold breakfast item by a long shot.

[Sauere]

I'm with you on the Mexi-melt. That was my go-to back in the 90's.

[steveth]

There was a time I loved taking my family to Five Guys for dinner because the cost was respectful. Now, I don't even like taking myself there for fear that I'll get a fraudulent card use call from my bank.

[libertylovin]

FINALLY, HUNT BROTHER'S PIZZA GETS THE LOVE IT DESERVES.

[starflowermarie]

As a former Logans Roadhouse employee, I was there during the time we got to throw shells on the floor VS when we couldn't.
You can thank the Karen that sued the entire company bc they fell. (Not sure which location it happened) but it caused every Logan's to stop allowing shells on the floor.

[marthacalkins]

You forgot Popeye’s. How can this chain have the best food and the worst customer service at the same time?

[rexdittmar]

Always love how positive Matt's comment section is, love your content; know it'll just get lost in the sauce here, but we really do appreciate the smiles you bring us.

[thefarmingnurse]

That McDonald’s one was spot on except you didn’t mention the ice cream/shake/mcfleury machines

[gtei]

Bring back the Wendy’s SuperBar…and the Solariums…and those tables with the newsprint on them.

[sandrasausville]

Can we please bring back the " WHERE'S THE BEEF " LADY because for the price I'm paying for a burger, can I at least get my money's worth??

[LivinJC]

As someone who lives in the South. I can agree with all of this.

Also who misses what happy meals used to be 10 years ago?

[StaceW]

My husband says the same thing about the Chicken minis! We live in Muscle Shoals and for a short time our Chick-fil-a had 10 piece chicken minis on Monday for supper.

[jarrodmack]

Used to work at Logan’s and pretty much every customer was surprised when we stopped serving peanuts. Saved me from a lot of sweeping at closing time though so…….

[MistyGoering]

I agree with EVERYTHING that you said!!! Especially about the MexiMelt --- I miss that SO MUCH. I don't know why Taco Bell got rid of it. And I do NOT like Burger King - especially in my city because they are slow, make you wait on the side of the building for 4 forevers. And typically they are RUDE.
I love your comedy - Please keep doing it!