The Acolyte - This Needs To Stop!

The Acolyte is breaking new ground and teaching us that George Lucas was wrong and the Jedi were never the good guys. I’m as surprised as you! Kathleen Kennedy has given the backing of Lucasfilm to Leslye Headland to produce the Mother of all Star Wars shows. Let’s get into it!

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[RobotHead]

Thanks everyone for your patience. I’ve had a real-life issue to deal with but now it’s time to catch up with The Acolyte. Remember to do the “Like”, “Subscribe” and “Bell” thing so you don’t miss a video. There is going to be a lot to talk about. Cheers!

[NobleWarrior]

Acolyte episode 3 = 40 mins.
Me watching Acolyte roast videos = Currently 144 hours

[PillowCaseDog]

The power of one.
The power of two.
The power of many canceling their Disney+ accounts

[harry-binns-music]

I think The Acolyte sets the bar so low that The Phantom Menace feels like Shawshank Redemption

[dark_matter]

Explosions CAN happen in space. They DO happen in space in real life. Satellites and rockets carry fuels and oxidizers, where the later literally exists to facilitate the oxygen. So explosions being in Lucas' work is perfectly fine. It's CONTINUOUS FIRE that can't happen. The vacuum of space would instantly put it out, kind of like an EXPLOSION. In the Acolyte there's literally a small campfire on the hull of a ship.

[Sissy.]

The Acolyte: written by idiots for idiots.

[DKLGalactus]

Never thought a jedi master would be killed by a prison shank.

[ThePepperedMelon]

What really sucks is the fact I have a friend who enjoys this garbage, which I respected up until I couldnt. Its all he wants to talk about and i have firmly told him " I do not give a sh*t. Sorry but I really do not care about star wars anymore."


Im not sure how much more tolerance I have.

[Sam_T]

remember in the final season of _Clone Wars, _ when they captured Maul, and they put him in some super-duper Mandalorian forcefield coffin to transport him to Coruscant?

[hoisin]

Headland looks like that one cry-bully you get in EVERY office

[fuferito]

"When Jedi training didn't pan out."

I love how Disney has turned the Jedi into a mundane skilled trade, but way less useful.

[xxmrbnzdrnxx]

"Ah! My weakness! Small knives!"

[SumDumGy]

“This needs to stop?”

This never started for those of us smart enough not to watch it.

[kendiamond]

Cheesy Girl Boss Twin 1: Come at me with all your strength.

Jedi: (Pulls Lightsaber)

Cheesy Girl Boss Twin 1: Wait, don't use that

[bat]

I can just hear Bob Iger in Cartman's voice screaming "No!!! What's happening to my stock price!"

[sloths-dfgf]

Mamma Disney: "Boys, I am going to give your toys to the girls, who will use permanent markers and glue and glitter to permanently disfigure them. Because, deep down, I fear and hate you"

[dankgankster]

Decades from now people are going to remember George Lucas for his contributions to the world of cinema. STAR WARS will forever be iconic while disney star wars will fade into obscurity and eventually be forgotten by the masses

[alaskayoung]

so weird to live your life where everything you do or say is based off of who you or someone else sleeps

[sageoz]

I cried when Osha told Mae that it was “Jediing Time!” and then they both Sister-Scissored the Thread bringing balance to the Galaxy. Truly phenomenal writing 10/10

[TorontoJon]

When Disney has to emphasize the sexual orientation of the director, Leslye Headland, as well as a number of actors in 'The Acolyte', that already means the series is awful and doesn't have a chance.

Think of any great movie, movie franchise, or TV series you loved growing up: Did you ever desperately need to know the sexual orientations of their directors, producers, actors, etc? OF COURSE NOT and that's the point. Disney relies on woke pro-LGBTQEIEIO4KTVBYOB headlines to sell this dumpster fire of a TV series (a dumpster fire that stays ignited in the vacuum of space, apparently since neither Leslye Headland, Kathleen Kennedy, nor Disney executives understand basic physics). ;)