Playing OLD vs NEW Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yu-Gi-Oh isn't exactly the same game it was 20 years ago and learning how to play with the new cards isn't so easy...

[Mage_Nichlas_]

"Where are all the Blue-Eyes cards?"
"In the Graveyard."
That hurts me on the inside.

[hellothere]

And people made fun of kaiba for making a dueling academy

[MrDanger]

“Combos have changed a lot since then.”

Draws entire deck turn one

[xenolyn]

Well modern Yu gi Oh makes the GX duel school look like a possible institution

[zotaro]

Old Yugioh cards: “Put the card on the field and the thing will happen”
New Yugioh Cards: “First, sacrifice a virgin and make sure that he/she is facing the northern star between Jupiter and Saturn, then, wait for the tectonic plates to merge into one so that it can turn the sun blue. Then multiply the amount of cells that exist on earth with the true value of a curtain, then take a can of oil and go to sleep wearing the head of the sheep, and then extend your teeth to open Pandora’s box. After that you can directly attack the player by removing one of their arms and reducing the LP to 1. Then practice Gyromancy until pretty colors begin to whisper pretty secrets to you, and wait for the Elephant Siren to scream. Once that happens, climb on top of the roof and fly. Repeat this until no more monsters remain on the deck”

[InkubozuNikki]

"Where's your credit card? This is the only card you need"

There some underlying Seto Kaiba right there, isn't there?

[TeamSamuraiX]

“What’s a hand trap? that’s not in the rule book!” I cried 😂😂😂

[Anthony_Smith]

Before: This monster can attack your opponent directly by paying X life points.

Now: *When this card is summoned, your opponent can't play.*

[Cimoooooooo]

Let's be honest, we all yearn for the days where we were as innocent as Alex. 😂

[stephentichenor]

"But where are the Blue Eys?"
"In the grave!"
BRUH! I actually laughed at that. Some of these decks are not even fair anymore.

[Myron_The_Slavicwolf]

"Where were the blue-eyes cards?"
"In the Grave!"
I almost died! 😂😂

[Scruffy]

Imagine if Yugi showed up at a real tournament
Yugi: I activate-
Opponent: *no*

[UltraGalaxyify]

"I have to sell my soul to play this game?" Dude, that's what the characters in the anime do!

[jamesallmon]

The one about the artwork was so hilariously true.

[wyk]

There should be "Legacy Tournaments" where people compete with cards from only certain years.

[Darshe]

“But where are the blue eyes?”
“In the grave”
This actually made me roll

[Hussman]

My friend had me blocked since turn one. He spent the next 10 minutes laying out everything and explaining how he did it. I said "Bro, I don't care. Just destroy my life points already"

[mattialonghin_mr.l]

Minimum requirements to learn YuGiOh in time.
Past: reading
Present: Harvard graduation
Future: psychic powers

[misused]

My brother described new yugioh in the best way imo.

"Every new deck is basically like reading through a novel of card effects."

[VampyreBassist]

"This is the only card you'll ever need" (holding credit card)

Yep. This is Kaiba's game alright.