I'm so OFFENDED Right Now

SNAPCHAT: mike_thecop1
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How dare they assume!!!!!

Inspired by some recent videos by blogger Matt Walsh.

[freefieldtraining]

As a self identified Apache hellicopter, your offense offends me greatly.

[TheIntJuggler]

Yes officer, I am carrying a gram of meth with the intent to distribute, but I identify as someone who isn't.

[tia]

What if youre really some guy identifying as a "cop" this whole time and we're just buying into this fantasy? the possibilities are endless!

[exploringwithlarry]

i self identify as a wal mart toaster 🍩

[JaegerTheBaker]

I identify as a 13 gendered, pansexual, quad dimensional, blade of grass from lowes, and a feminist!

[thegoldmike]

That's not a pic of a Brony. That's a pic of a Cav Scout.

[pezthebrony]

Brony isn't a gender, it's a continent

[s-boy]

You literally just roasted all of tumblr in a one minute vid. Lmao!

[babybear]

My wife is a Japanese immigrant (LEGALLY). My children are bi-racial. So I can self identify as a Japanese-American, even though my parents were European. Since many Japanese-Americans lost everything when they were interned during WWII, I am owed reparations from the US government. Wow, I like this liberal way of thinking.

[rangersleadtheway]

I identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter.

[leotafaulkner]

what!?! they called you a what!?! how dare they! "sir" what if you identified as a toaster today? despicable! 😂😂

[purespiritcloud]

Lol! Get them Mike! Show your anger while adjusting you cup or bra.... Or both.

[Fluffyworlddestroyer]

Should start a protest out front with #BronyLivesMatter on the signs.

[magicalmoonpetal]

One of my magistrates caught me using the men's bathroom and called me out. (the womens was occupied ) I told him pretty much the same thing 😂

[deputymatt]

LMAO! Well played sir.... oops, whatever.

[jej]

OMG I feel the same way this triggers me.

[MacMashPotato]

Your silly mike, brony is not a gender got a good laugh out of this

[SacredWaves]

Lmao!! I was wondering what had you offended...We Michiganders dont offend easily. (Born amd raised there until I moved to Maine.) However, when you brought out the gender thing...I lost it. I cant imagine your job with all this pc and craziness happening. Please be safe, and glad we have good guys out there, with a sense of humor. I can only imagine how far humor would go, in your line of work. Anyhow, just wanted to put my little quip in here. Made me laugh and I needed that today. Thanks. Be well

[MWitt-bwim]

Lmao I almost spit out my drink when you said you might feel like a woman. 😂😂😂😂

[philiplewis]

What the. . . ? Lmao! Well, I think Mike has officially lost his mind. . . What little he may have had left anyway! Well, sane or not, we still got your back Mike. . . You big ol' Brony you!