'You Have The RIGHT To Be OFFENDED' 😂 TOM SEGURA #shorts

Tom Segura: Ball Hog (2020)

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[erraticfreak]

“Give you a little tug to get you started” what a good friend

[QoStoOds]

Used this on a Karen once. Holy shit I thought she was gonna kill me

[singular_t]

Ughhh I'd LOVE for another Segura special, dude absolutely kills it.

[bobjohnson]

That righteous "but I'm not gonna finish!" lol gotta draw the line somewhere.

[theophrastusbombastus]

"You have a right to be offended; but just because you're offended, it doesn't mean you're right"

- Theo Bombeo

[rhyswhite]

Could've just made him the sandwich 😂

[RaidenMK]

I wish my wife would at least get me started 😂😂😂

[popsiclecheese]

The most ironic part, is anyone who disagrees with him, can’t say anything because they’ve already made it clear that jokes shouldn’t be taken seriously 😂

[loriannbendit]

Perfectly said, I’m using that next time . Thanks 😊

[DireWolfForge]

Tom is once again spot on with this. He is my spirit animal.

[theoriginalmomomike]

I don't understand why people who are easily offended would buy tickets to see stand-up comedy. It's like a vegan being outraged and offended by the menu at a steakhouse.

[sumtingwong]

You know he has that exact conversation with Burt in the back😂

[Butters_Stunts]

“I’m not gonna finish” would be a pretty funny name for a special

[laniakea]

You have a right to be offended by whatever offends you. And you have a right to express it. But you don't have a right to expect anyone to do anything about it.

People really need to understand this nowadays

[grimtheRD]

"I'll give you a little tug to get you started" married men on gritting their teeth at that line

[bluelvn]

That noise he makes lol hap hap hap hap

[a.mathis]

“You have the right to be offended, but I have the right not to care!”- Aristotle (probably) 😂😂

[andrewholt]

bro...he's being real af right now

[ezekb]

Jerk off, eat a sandwich and take a nap sounds like plan! 😂

[Briggattonii]

Tom looks like his managers just picked a guy out of a small claims court jury and said “this is the one.”