How to Tell if a Southern Woman is Mad at You

"The stare" is just the beginning.

#sotrueyall #itsasouthernthing

[Espeon]

"You know what? Don't even worry about it."

*Most terrifying words ever.*

[gunfighterzero]

pro tip: a real southern man would not pass up a chance to use one of the 6000 knives he owns to open a box

[noferblatz]

This is reality. When a woman suddenly acts like everything's okay, apply for citizenship in a foreign country. And realize it's still not far enough away.

[marcochimio]

"She said she's fine." The most dangerous thought a man in a relationship can have.

[dagnt]

When she ask, "what did you say" she is not asking you to repeat yourself . What she means is "are you ready to meet Jesus" .

[tsteeleosuou]

My mom caught me using her fabric scissors and that's why I married a woman who doesn't sew

[Klinkly]

He used the fabric scissors on not-fabric. Not a single juror would convict her for what happens next.

[kinfairliecinder]

The fabric scissors is totally relatable! Using the fabric scissors for anything that isn't fabric is a mortal sin.

[biomcanx]

He used the fabric scissors??? I don't remember the last time I used the fabric scissors to cut something other than fabric...don't remember much of the rest of that week either.

[serenarena]

Couldn't cost any more than those trips you take take to get coffee every morning, right?

Dead man walking, southern or northern.

[heatherlynsey]

“I know you ain’t using my good scissors” made me sit up straight, all I could hear was my momma 🤣🤣😭

[jimcollins]

I've been married to a delightful girl from Alabama for 50 years. I was briefed on the sanctity of the cloth scissors in the first week. It's one of those rules you just. Don't. Break.

[DodiTov]

14 knives, 3 box cutters, a weed eater, and you use my GOOD SCISSORS? ON CARDBOARD???

[Print]

You need a sequel to this because it's SO not over yet.

[wdwerker]

I learned about mom’s Special fabric scissors as a little boy. That’s a line you do not cross ! Whenever you hear a Southern woman say “ Fine” it translates to “ I dare you” in the most threatening tone imaginable.

[SamBrickell]

*I always thought this would be a funny tombstone: "I used my wife's good scissors to strip some wire".*

[c.michellesparks]

An angry southern woman doesn't say "yes" she says "uh huuuh".

[KarniaQueen]

Never and I say NEVER leave the eyes of a southern women when she is talking to you, especially to look at a phone. That just makes her madder.

[clairevancleave]

This was hysterical. If your Mom quilted or sewed, you know the difference between the good ones and the bad ones!

[bigatheart]

I live in Germany, it seems to be valid everywhere.