Things I say as a Music Festival EMT

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[Pubbiboi]

“And anything illegal in there is going to disappear”

[actuallysatan]

The 'shut the fuck uuuup" 3 different times is what did it for me

[ObsidianHunter]

Love the continuity of the worm on a string being in the next scene after it was given to you, silly lil green guy

[amyk]

The worm on the string is so nostalgic 😂

[generaljackcosmo]

“Bankrupt the funeral home” is the hardest EMT shirt I’ve ever seen

[StonnedFoxx]

That's so great how he just gathers gifts and items as time goes on. That's gotta be from personal experience, because as a festival goer, everyone is giving people gifts, especially to the nice and handsome medic. Love that he has a flower attached to his radio after the first person he sees

[KD-pvec]

appropriate reaction to the worm on a string :D

[katekavouris]

As a funeral professional the shirt has me DYING laughing 🤣❤️😂

[mylifewithmarmalade]

“From a generation that doesn’t believe in drinking water.” Soooo true. Guess what, everything from your dry eyes to your chronic UTIs, your chronic constipation to your orthostatic hypotension would really appreciate it if you’d try drinking even a couple glasses of water every day.

[hauntedshadowslegacy]

The increasing trinkets as the video progresses has me *sent.*

[Sakachi_サカチ]

Doesn't believe in drinking water is SO true. My father always exclusively drank coffee, milk, tea, or soda. And whenever I said he should have water, he always said "My dad lived until 75 and he only ever drank Pepsi. Why should I have to drink that tasteless crap? Besides, there's water in coffee and soda and tea and milk. So I technically AM drinking water." 😂

[christhaw]

I was chuckling like "damn they're old lol". Then everything he experienced was nostalgic... to ME😮😢
Am I the old one?!! 😂

[danielsieker]

If I ever see you at a festival you're gonna get a tiny duck just to hear the "shut the fuck lmao

[traxathon]

My favorite patient is the 50 year old who hasn't done weed since he was 20 and doesn't realize that what he did back in the day was like 2-3% THC, and the stuff on the market now is upwards of 90%.

[Ohnoitsthatguy-]

"older crowd"
*Proceeds to show relics of the late 90s/early 2000s*

Just call me Grandpa next time, man.

[judythompson]

this is hysterical. I get every frame of it--my favorite line is 'let's get your clothes back on..."

[fangorn]

This might be my favorite mini-series you have. its always so wholesome from bottom up with a crunchy sprinkle of humor

[AJHPR]

First time I have seen him reenact wanting to check ID.

[Reblwitoutacause]

"They're from a generation that doesn't believe in drinking water" is some of the realest shit i've ever heard.

[catzgrl]

Love the detail of the stacking party favors in the successive treatment scenes