The Living Tombstone - Alastor's Game (Hazbin Hotel Song)

A song inspired by Alastor, The Radio Demon from "Hazbin Hotel." Enjoy!

Music Production/Mixing - Yoav Landau

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Lyrics:

I’ve got a game I want to show you
If I tell you my name, you’ll have to play too
I’ve been here for years biding my time
Waiting and primed. Until I could find you.

Just sign on the line and we can be friends.
I’ll be here for you until your world ends.
Enjoy all your toys I will supply.
You only live once, and you’ll be mine the

day you die, I’ll have my payment.
Your eternal soul’s enslavement.
Did you divine our dark arrangement?
You were lovely entertainment.

The dark desires you’ve been serving,
You can bet that you’re deserving.
No regret for who you’re hurting.
Why, it’s almost like you’re flirting.

Come into my world take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I’m your first last resort so call me
When you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon

Sorry I don’t mean to alarm you
If you ask me to stay I would be charmed to
You all have such cozy little lives
How do you survive like that I wish I knew

But you’ve got a lovely little secret
You’re tired of feeling awful small, SO YOU
Gave Mister Alastor a call, to make a deal
Because you’re hungry

for all the sights, you want to see them
Earthly delights you feel you need them
Your appetites I’ll help you feed them
I’ll be your sweet radio demon

And once your hunger has abated
Don’t forget your friend who waited
Watched as you indulged your thirst and
did I mention that you’re cursed?

Come into my world take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I’m your first last resort so call me
When you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon

You laid your chips out on the table now
When you gamble souls the house will always win
I’m double dealing in betrayal
And I’m here to cash my payout
I hope it was worth the life of sin

Welcome to my world take a look around
Inside your nightmare deep beyond the mortal veil
You made a wrong turn at the crossroads
Now you’re at the final episode
Eternity with me in hell

Pleasure to play, how I enjoyed you
Suffice to say when I play I don’t lose
Collect on the debts that you accrued
It was such a gas
I really am amused

Have a dark thought I’m right beside you
A casual whisper just to guide you
Look over your shoulder and I’m gone
Remember this song
And I bid you adieu

[ricardodanielschropp]

Fun fact :
Sam Haft (Alastor's voice in this song) he also composed and wrote the song "you will be ok" of Helluva Boss

[BeeWaifu]

Just now reailzed that the end isn't just the sets being removed. He's dragging the two to hell. That's what you get for playing with a demon.

[The_Disturber]

I really want Alastor to just be humming this song in a future episode as a refrence!

[springlocks]

This actually matched Husk’s backstory. The line, “Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon.”
Husker gambled his soul to him

[DrzackTheGamer]

“How do you survive” hit the most out of all the song. The tone and how he asked seemed just like alastor

[themrmcnuggett]

So I'm guessing that this is about alaster tricking living people into deals where he gives them riches and love but in exchange they become his slave in hell when they die. This would explain all those black spirits he controls to do many tasks in the show.(Taking down serpentious' ship is a good example)

[machetemythos]

"Wait... It's all a game?"
Alastor thus pulled out the gun.

"Always hazbin."

[JordanVanRyn]

This song actually really gives Alastor a sinister vibe as a deal maker and the visuals in the video are incredible because you see Alastor’s deal making in action.

[axtondragunov]

I dont understand why people are saying this doesnt fit Alastor he is a dealmaker even in the pilot episode that he likes to make deals while he may not be able to be summoned but he seems the kind of guy to find sadistic entertainment in watching people and double crossing them for thier souls

[hellosunshinecake]

i love how he included Alastors lack of care for other peoples personal space

[hibiscus_utube]

Can't wait to see how many people end up thinking this is canon and that the two people are Husk and Nifty

[Mikaelaeve]

"Enjoy all your toys I will supply you"
Angel: toys ay?
*radio music stops*

[Bibblz_B]

I am late for this but Holy crap this really suits Alastor's whole Radio and Demonic vibe, I don't see why some don't like it

[FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange]

How Alastor is presented in the show: *Terrifying, powerful demon*
How Alastor is seen by the fans: *Deer boi*

[jorgedeanoperez]

Alastor: goes full demon, distorted voice, blaring guitar riffs, ''I'm the nightmare on the dark side of the Moon'' ''Play your cards wrong and I'LL SEE YOU SOON''
Also Alastor: ''Sorry I don't mean to alarm you :D ''

[Nobody]

Sam actually explained the entirety of Husk and Nifty’s lore 3 years before the show came out and none of us noticed

[heathslayer]

It's amazing how The Living Tombstone goes and makes an amazing song based on a comic and about 15 minutes of screentime of a character that we pretty much know nothing about so far.

[thatonelemon]

“The world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment”-Alastor

[roboxen]

Alastor : “When you gamble souls the house will always win”
Cuphead and mugman : bruh

[radberryz]

i remember being OBSESSED with this at age 10. now hazbin hotel is trending on tiktok and it feels so nostalgic to me 😭😭