Morgan Freeman Reading a New Book by Butters - SOUTH PARK

Butters's second novel hits the shelves and Morgan Freeman takes a moment to read the first chapter.
"The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" S14

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INT. TODAY SHOW SET -- MORNING
Same set as before but now only Matt and Meredith are on Stools
MATT LAUER
Well the day has finally arrived, the eagerly awaited second novel from the author of Scrotie McBoogerballs hit the shelves this morning, and apparently bookstores are JAMMED!
MEREDITH VIEIRA
Al, how is it out there?
EXT. BOOKSTORE -- MORNING
A few people go inside the bookstore but others are waiting in a big line. The people are all cheering and waving to camera.
AL ROKER
I don't know if you can see this guys, but the line stretches all the way around the block. People WAITING for their turn to get inside the book store and read the novel. They've brought trash bags and buckets to throw up in, just a festive atmosphere here, Matt and Meredith.
MEREDITH VIEIRA
Well we've got our vomit buckets ready too, because coming up - a very special in studio treat:
MATT LAUER
That's right we are going to have a READING of the first five chapters of the book here LIVE in our studio! Now we must warn you that this IS from the same author who wrote the most graphic, obscene novel of all time -- so brace yourselves for some very harsh language. Take it away Morgan Freeman!
INT. READING ROOM -- DAY
Morgan Freeman sits on a chair with Butters' new book. He puts glasses on and starts to read while the camera slowly tracks in.
MORGAN FREEMAN
The poop that took a pee. Chapter one. Douglas... Had to poop. His Butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said 'I need to poop'. 'Okay' Rebecca replied, 'I like poop'. Douglas squatted down... over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop, sat there on Rebecca's boobs, looking like a wiener.
(turning the page)
Chapter two...

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[ilooklikethewordlacrosse]

For anyone wondering the reason no one puked reading this was because Sarah jessica parker wasn’t mentioned

[_anthrax_]

South Park: *Wields legitimate social commentary and stands up to those who want to silence it*
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[LegacyKnight-zmvz]

I legitimately love how Matt and Trey don't even try to do the voices of the celebrities

[tpbfangirl]

I'd give anything to see Morgan Freeman read this book in real life 😂

[evabofficial]

He’s the only man on earth who can read this book without vomiting his guts out. Bless him.

[ComicalRealm]

"Ok, " replied Rebecca. "I like poop."

[techwizardmike]

0:52 Love Butters' soulful author photo on the back cover

[klepetar]

epic.. inspirational.. a breath of fresh air.. thank you butters

[TheRealCaptainFreedom]

This would have been about a million times better if they had actually gotten Morgan Freeman to read that shit.

[ComicalRealm]

Still a better book than Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey

[DPK]

Nice to see Butters finally getting some recognition for some talent LOL

[isaactheinsane]

I'm about to buy erics hat let's go.

[hanshengchen]

If you think that the Tale of Scrotic McBoogerballs is too graphic and obscene to read, you might as well try the Great Expectation

[deargodwhyamihere]

100% would kill for real life copies of Scrotie McBoogerballs and The Poop That Took a Pee

[bluecoin]

I feel for Douglas. He hates the company he surrounds himself with, but he stays with them because they’re the only ones that put up with him. He wishes he could have beautiful women but instead, he’s stuck with Rebecca, truly a testament to the defeatism and low standards our society has sunken to.

[Jarod-tebi]

Morgan freeman is a great treasure to mankind.

[andreisg]

Congrats South Park for reaching 1 million subs

[rddavies]

Funniest bit to me is the send up of those stupid morning shows. The novel itself is the poop on the boobs.

[ZomBabeZoe]

Still sounds vastly better than 50 shades of grey