Ahsoka is AWFUL | A 'Force Is Female' DISASTER

Star HERS: The HER to The Empire Review. Ahsoka is a 501st wave feminist borefest.
Star Wars can't be saved. Disney Star Wars is a zombie franchise that has long since completed the destruction of George Lucas' legacy. Now it's time for Disney Lucasfilm to replace Luke Skywalker.
#Aksoka #Disney #StarWars

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[m]

Getting a lightsaber through your torso is now barely an inconvenience. Post empire Star Wars truly has the best healthcare.

[thelaughingrouge]

If you told me "Stoic" was the definitive character trait of Asoka I'd tell you you didn't watch Clone Wars.

[draxrdax]

Star Wars is dead, this is just Disney playing around with its corpse and telling people "See? It still moves! It's alive and healthy!"

[thatoneswedish]

"The force is female" what will they do make the og trilogy not cannon?! WAIT NO DISNEY DONT SEE THIS

[homi]

The "Barely an inconvenience" -bit was so on point. We all know lightsabers cant kill people in Disney Star Wars

[Amocoru]

These writers think they deserve a raise. Never forget that.

[kingdomrains]

Nothing says good writing like traveling across the galaxy to find the only woman who can solve a rubix cube that only has one colour

[criticallard]

Anakin: "Hey, what's up?"
Ahsoka: "Staring contest, master."
Anakin: "Well would you quit it? Your creeping me out."
*STAR WARS*

[AllanTidgwell]

"I'm a general. Nothing is classified to me"
Well, the writer just showed they don't understand how Military Intelligence (or any form of intelligence) works. Even generals are kept from information on a "need to know" basis. They need to know more, but even a general is viewed as a potential security breach

I bet this writer doesn't even know there are different ranks of general

[LordDarthSmyth]

It's amazing that so many Jedi have succumbed to lesser lightsaber wounds than Sabine. Just shows how powerful she is.
Ugh.

[Sousabird]

If you told me as a kid that when I was grown up, we'd be getting Star Wars content all the time, I'd have been ecstatic.

Jokes on you 8 year old me.

[yearofthegarden]

My favorite part is how unathletic ashoka's actor obviously is based on her sluggish run and fighting finesse. It sets the bar low

[louashfield]

*_"...a girl-boss needs to find another girl-boss to find the secret of the balls."_*
This line is GOLD 🤣

[elonthebass]

“Who doesn’t want to watch a bunch of stoic women impersonating men in search of balls?”

I nearly died from laughter.

[HeisenbergFam]

Description: "Star Wars cant be saved" truer words have never been spoken

[ramasseum]

When Haiden showed up in the show, I was surprised to remember what acting really looks like

[jonslade]

All I learned about Ahsoka is that she's really good at crossing her arms and not emoting

[drpepper]

Best discription ever. "Who doesn't want to watch a bunch of bland women impersonating stoic men in search of balls." If I wasn't already a subscriber, I would subscribe just for that statement.

[bfwebster]

Can someone keep a count as to how many times Ahsoka crosses her arms and looks thoughtful? 😅

[datstift]

It's the reality check that many people needed who were seriously thinking turning Disney was EVER a good move.