Russian Mustard

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"You just start crying. And that's your life."

-PirateSoftware

[TheIvasyl]

I'm Ukrainian and I never understood how americans can put so much mustard on their hot dogs. Then I tried american mustard. It tasted like water.

[jessecrawford]

I found and bought this mustard immediately after watching this and, I can't thank you enough. This is by far my new favorite condiment. I think it cured my asthma.

[thelittlewitch]

Not just "old woman's mustard", it's "mother-in-law's mustard".

[thaumatik]

My mom was a missionary in Russia in the late 90s and that's exactly the description she gave of their mustard, and that it was amazing. It's got that wasabi way of going straight up into your sinuses.

[bazzatron]

If Thor ever discovers mustard powder he's gonna learn to smell colours.

[BHank]

"Welcome to Russian mustard."

I fucking love this dude lmao

[Nechto_zloe]

Congrads, youve made most of your slavic fans laugth their ass off. Out of anything you could have related yourself to in our culture, you picked that. Brilliant.

[azurebalmung]

Between Russian Mustard Mother and Earl Greyskull Coffee, I'm starting to think Thor uses facial recognition ONLY at the grocery store.

[UnanimousDelivers]

Hot peppers will fuck you up but they never take the back-alley route to your nostrils that horseradish based items do. That's some anti-gravity shit.

[Nobody_Cares]

In russian stores, there is also mustard powder, you can stir up yourself
That's stuff will melt you
It's amazing

[sOFFt]

Dont put it on your tongue. Smear tiny bit of it on bread when you make a sandwich. Especially good with ham. Or use it as dressing for salads - mix a little of it into sour cream - 10/10.
When you have a running nose - 11/10.

[silverhawk]

Reminds me of when he talked about how insane humans are. We discovered peppers that were spicy and _liked_ the pain it caused us.

[chinthor]

In Soviet Russia, mustard spreads you.

[Grinchas]

It’s called “Inlaw’s mustard”. No wonder it kicks so hard that it makes you cry.

[krkngd-wnxj]

Hey, Eastern European representing here.

I think that feeling you mean is from horse radish. Very similar to the "heat" you get from wasabi. It's fairlt common here, mostly you'd eat it with meats.

In Hungary, we have torma, which is basically just grated horse radish cream, pure, and eye watering. Some places sell a version with mayo in it to make it weaker, but I prefer the real stuff.

[flameendcyborgguy]

The "russian" mustard, made with black mustard seeds instead of yellow ones. Strong as hell.

Some like this one seems to, add horseradish to make it even stronger

[nailnile]

"Unknown magic"
All slavic nations: powers"

[Intervence]

Lol. If you liked a sensation, I would also suggest russian traditional horseradish. You can find it with the name Хрен (Hren in cyrrilic). It has different taste but causes you no less pain than mustard xD

[Dahlia-]

I look to the side to see my russian mate looking and listening and in his facial expression, "Да, its doing what it is exactly supposed to do"